Is there a lore reason as to why Cypriot Donkeys can’t fly by flapping their big ears?

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  1. It is unfortunately the result of brutal discrimination. When Cypriot villagers would see a flying donkey in the old days, they would yell “πού πάεις ρε γάρε;”, hurting the donkey’s feelings. Modern donkeys have thereby been conditioned to never fly.

  2. High Redbull consumption made them lose their natural ability to fly. Now they can’t fly without it.

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