Quit your job and live happily ever after in the Mediterranean!
Coke and Hookers…
Sorry wrong thread!
Animal bar
Pay it all into a Low-Yield bond.
You jammy bastard. My cheque was for €0.13.
Ulster Bank are sound. I had a 2 euro overdraft with them for years on an account I had stopped using. The sent a letter one day saying they are closing the account and don’t worry about the 2 euro.
Down payment on a malteser cake?
1 millisecond of heating
Anyway you can erase that 0. And convert the cents to Euros? I mean .. it’s worth the shot 😅
All on Red
Gentleman Joe in the 3.40 at Punchestown.
Putting aside the cost of stationary and postage, it cost more in wages for the staff member to write this cheque than the amount of the cheque.
I admire their commitment to doing the right thing.
1 penny sweet.
Is someone handwriting all these cheques!?
Buy a yacht – a small yacht
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Did they just sign the cheque with their Reddit username? Baker82490
Can you even get a Freddo for that anymore?
You should save it and with the interest by a small apartment …… is what my parents would say !
You don’t want your savings reducing in value, so buy recession-proof precious metals, like gold, or platinum.
OK so hear me out fake Banksy. Make some art pice out the 88c and say it Banksy . Did see how money people make off fake art . Check out “Made you look”.
Wham bar, Dan bar, stinger. If you have some left other poor box be Jazus wha!
Invest and put your money to work for you.
Transfer it to your KBC savings account and I guarantee you’ll be getting another pay-out soon.
2+ | + | 2023
Invest in Crypto bro.
Cocaine and hookers
I’ll do you one better: they sent me a cheque for €0.00.
Couldn’t believe my eyes
Then again, I used to work there, so I can 😂
You should be going to r/irishpersonalfinance with that sort of capital.
Honestly, there’s some great suggestions here but please do yourself a favour and sit on it for a while. It’s a huge decision and not one to be taken lightly. We could crowd fund a financial advisor for you?
Failing that, a taz bar and a packet of bikers.
We had “tenpenny bags” which cost 50 pence in my day, yet were still called “tenpenny bags” due to the shopkeeper being stuck in about 1976.
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I’ll have it all in jellies please.
In Ulster Bank shares…
8.8 ten penny bags.
Quit your job and live happily ever after in the Mediterranean!
Coke and Hookers…
Sorry wrong thread!
Animal bar
Pay it all into a Low-Yield bond.
You jammy bastard. My cheque was for €0.13.
Ulster Bank are sound. I had a 2 euro overdraft with them for years on an account I had stopped using. The sent a letter one day saying they are closing the account and don’t worry about the 2 euro.
Down payment on a malteser cake?
1 millisecond of heating
Anyway you can erase that 0. And convert the cents to Euros? I mean .. it’s worth the shot 😅
All on Red
Gentleman Joe in the 3.40 at Punchestown.
Putting aside the cost of stationary and postage, it cost more in wages for the staff member to write this cheque than the amount of the cheque.
I admire their commitment to doing the right thing.
1 penny sweet.
Is someone handwriting all these cheques!?
Buy a yacht – a small yacht
[deleted]
Did they just sign the cheque with their Reddit username? Baker82490
Can you even get a Freddo for that anymore?
You should save it and with the interest by a small apartment …… is what my parents would say !
You don’t want your savings reducing in value, so buy recession-proof precious metals, like gold, or platinum.
OK so hear me out fake Banksy. Make some art pice out the 88c and say it Banksy . Did see how money people make off fake art . Check out “Made you look”.
Wham bar, Dan bar, stinger. If you have some left other poor box be Jazus wha!
Invest and put your money to work for you.
Transfer it to your KBC savings account and I guarantee you’ll be getting another pay-out soon.
2+ | + | 2023
Invest in Crypto bro.
Cocaine and hookers
I’ll do you one better: they sent me a cheque for €0.00.
Couldn’t believe my eyes
Then again, I used to work there, so I can 😂
You should be going to r/irishpersonalfinance with that sort of capital.
Honestly, there’s some great suggestions here but please do yourself a favour and sit on it for a while. It’s a huge decision and not one to be taken lightly. We could crowd fund a financial advisor for you?
Failing that, a taz bar and a packet of bikers.
We had “tenpenny bags” which cost 50 pence in my day, yet were still called “tenpenny bags” due to the shopkeeper being stuck in about 1976.