Boris Johnson announces arrival of fifth, sixth, seventh or maybe even eighth child

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  1. How do we know he didn’t steal a baby to divert attention?

    Also I bet he got the hospital to start labour early to divert attention off the party that didn’t happen and where no rules were broken.

  2. Where’s the satire? I saw this reported elsewhere, completely seriously, as the baby being “at least the seventh” of Boris’ children.

  3. The old joke

    “How many children does Boris Johnson have?”

    “I don’t know”

    “That’s the right answer!”

  4. The son of notorious killers Fred & Rosemary West commented, “I feel sorry for those kids and know exactly what they’ll be going through when they learn exactly who their parents really are!”

  5. Allegedly some of his children’s mothers have NDA’s in place… including former parliamentary workers.

    Recall also he wouldn’t give the number of children he had to any UK journalist for years… it took a direct question on US TV to get that answer, Johnson shrewdly knew Americans would have crucified him if he wasn’t straight (or as straight as he can be) whereas in the UK he knew he could pull the wool over folks eyes indefinitely.

    It really did highlight to me the difference between the countries in terms of the media.

  6. My god how could any women go with him, knowing what he’s like, some women like powerful men however ugly and is he a gymnast in bed?

  7. “Boris Johnson is the kind of guy who would don Spider-man pyjamas in order to see less of his kids. Sorry, fewer” – Marina Hyde.

    One of the great one-liners of our time

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