Why even bother with the pretence of an excuse lol.
Red sky at night will lead to increased premiums.
Red sky in the morning will lead to increased premiums.
What if climate change is reversed? Increased premiums.
What if things stay the same? Increased premiums.
OK, but if we try… Increased premiums.
But… Increased premiums.
What if I live on a hill, 100 miles from the nearest body of water?
Yeah, increased premium.
The insurance industry is just so DIRTY. Half the key players sitting around figuring out and how they can squeeze a few more euros out of the public while the other half figure out how many more clauses they can fit in their T’s & C’s so they can reject even more claims. What a way to earn a living!
What sort of villainous moustache twirling bollox statement is this

Increased premiums
Brexit-Covid-Ukraine-Climate Change… just another spurious ‘reason’ to increase costs.
Can’t wait to claim 80k because I have PTSD from my feet getting wet.
Could they say what would lead to decreased premiums ?
The sun came up today. The insurance industry warns that this will affect premiums.
And a reduction in the burning of fossil fuels in open fires reduces the risk of house fires, I am sure the insurance companies will immediately lower prices to take this into account.
Premiums? That’s an interesting way of spelling “profits”…
I worked in insurance a little over a decade back, and it is by far and away the most disgraceful industry I have ever worked in (including banking and door to door sales).
Did you know driving while alive is more carbon intense than driving dead?
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Why even bother with the pretence of an excuse lol.
Red sky at night will lead to increased premiums.
Red sky in the morning will lead to increased premiums.
What if climate change is reversed? Increased premiums.
What if things stay the same? Increased premiums.
OK, but if we try… Increased premiums.
But… Increased premiums.
What if I live on a hill, 100 miles from the nearest body of water?
Yeah, increased premium.
The insurance industry is just so DIRTY. Half the key players sitting around figuring out and how they can squeeze a few more euros out of the public while the other half figure out how many more clauses they can fit in their T’s & C’s so they can reject even more claims. What a way to earn a living!
What sort of villainous moustache twirling bollox statement is this

Increased premiums
Brexit-Covid-Ukraine-Climate Change… just another spurious ‘reason’ to increase costs.
Can’t wait to claim 80k because I have PTSD from my feet getting wet.
Could they say what would lead to decreased premiums ?
The sun came up today. The insurance industry warns that this will affect premiums.
And a reduction in the burning of fossil fuels in open fires reduces the risk of house fires, I am sure the insurance companies will immediately lower prices to take this into account.
Premiums? That’s an interesting way of spelling “profits”…
I worked in insurance a little over a decade back, and it is by far and away the most disgraceful industry I have ever worked in (including banking and door to door sales).
Did you know driving while alive is more carbon intense than driving dead?
Translation:
https://preview.redd.it/6y58rirn6pya1.png?width=120&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=c71cd9c92fb525dace4ab52c6138e8bc3fde6c7a
Whelp..that does it. I was all for climate change until I saw this headline. Thanks for warning me.
of course it will ahahahahah
its all bullshit
Everything leads to increased premiums. Any excuse.