Is that a jumbo sausage? If so, that. Also the fried egg is not runny?
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No beans, how are you expected to celebrate the coronation of king charles with this shocking display
No hash brown. Fucking savages.
Most of it’s dried out from being left under a heat lamp for an hour, very disappointing. Egg is particularly shite, simultaneously over and under done.
Not following the rule of 2.
2 white pudding
2 black pudding
2 sausages
2 eggs
2 rashers
Ramekin of beans
I have been in a restaurant before and asked how many eggs come with the fry. And will gladly pay extra for a second egg.
They did you dirty.
No beans
No butter in close proximity to the plate.
It’s not a full irish……it’s a half irish.
The rasher is all dried out and no beans
Carlsberg beer mat under Heineken pint glass. Obvs. Troglodytes.
1 egg and its overcooked
because the coffee looks shit
Is it because it cost about 30 quid?
Very dry , microwave sausage, beans ? Butter? Short on the pudding
Beans are compulsory and that fry looks awful. It looks anemic
Bloody hell the whole thing looks crusty and dry as shit.
Must have been sitting around a while
Because it probably cost you €18
The under representation of potatoes at this event
No potato farl?
Maybe you’re just too demanding
Maybe you’re just like your father, too bold
Maybe you’re just like your mother. She’s never satisfied
Get that tomato and those mushrooms out of there and get two more sausages and some beans on there instead. Shockin.
State of that fucking egg
That coffee is shite too
Sorry for your loss.
It cost £299 maybe?
Who made you that and why do they hate you so much?
Don’t eat shite that’s been under a heat lamp
At first glance it appears acceptable but on closer inspection there is so little meat on that plate, that it’s basically a vegan breakfast.
Where the pudding
No ale?
Not enough toast, eggs fucked, not enough egg, no beans, not enough sausage or bacon, no hash browns
That sausage looks like Charles finger from his party yesterday. Rank.
Reheated even. Overcooked.
Hungover to bits?
The answer to your question is : there is no Heineken in Heineken glass !
Tbh I wouldn’t even eat one that small
Who likes English breakfast anyway?!
No pint of Guinness?
This was their ‘vegan’ option.
Straight away Id want to stab someone cause there’s 1 sausage. I just can’t see past that.
NO BEANS, POTATOES OR HASH BROWNS
No beans
…where’s the butter….?!
I can’t stand pre done good like that. Especially over cooked eggs. Even that toast, you know it tastes like cardboard.
Looks dried out and that fried egg is like rubber!
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Is that a jumbo sausage? If so, that. Also the fried egg is not runny?
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No beans, how are you expected to celebrate the coronation of king charles with this shocking display
No hash brown. Fucking savages.
Most of it’s dried out from being left under a heat lamp for an hour, very disappointing. Egg is particularly shite, simultaneously over and under done.
Not following the rule of 2.
2 white pudding
2 black pudding
2 sausages
2 eggs
2 rashers
Ramekin of beans
I have been in a restaurant before and asked how many eggs come with the fry. And will gladly pay extra for a second egg.
They did you dirty.
No beans
No butter in close proximity to the plate.
It’s not a full irish……it’s a half irish.
The rasher is all dried out and no beans
Carlsberg beer mat under Heineken pint glass. Obvs. Troglodytes.
1 egg and its overcooked
because the coffee looks shit
Is it because it cost about 30 quid?
Very dry , microwave sausage, beans ? Butter? Short on the pudding
Beans are compulsory and that fry looks awful. It looks anemic
Bloody hell the whole thing looks crusty and dry as shit.
Must have been sitting around a while
Because it probably cost you €18
The under representation of potatoes at this event
No potato farl?
Maybe you’re just too demanding
Maybe you’re just like your father, too bold
Maybe you’re just like your mother. She’s never satisfied
Get that tomato and those mushrooms out of there and get two more sausages and some beans on there instead. Shockin.
State of that fucking egg
That coffee is shite too
Sorry for your loss.
It cost £299 maybe?
Who made you that and why do they hate you so much?
Don’t eat shite that’s been under a heat lamp
At first glance it appears acceptable but on closer inspection there is so little meat on that plate, that it’s basically a vegan breakfast.
Where the pudding
No ale?
Not enough toast, eggs fucked, not enough egg, no beans, not enough sausage or bacon, no hash browns
That sausage looks like Charles finger from his party yesterday. Rank.
Reheated even. Overcooked.
Hungover to bits?
The answer to your question is : there is no Heineken in Heineken glass !
Tbh I wouldn’t even eat one that small
Who likes English breakfast anyway?!
No pint of Guinness?
This was their ‘vegan’ option.
Straight away Id want to stab someone cause there’s 1 sausage. I just can’t see past that.
NO BEANS, POTATOES OR HASH BROWNS
No beans
…where’s the butter….?!
I can’t stand pre done good like that. Especially over cooked eggs. Even that toast, you know it tastes like cardboard.
Looks dried out and that fried egg is like rubber!