“David Lee was caught on CCTV masturbating with a wild bird between his legs”
Why’s it feel like when Sunderland’s in the news it’s always weird shite
Edit: As a guy from Sunderland these responses to my comment have been interesting haha
Imagine that seagull going back to his flock “lads…you’re not going to believe this but guess what just happened”
I’m not going to get into whether what he did was right or wrong, I’m just saying that whatever I *wanted* to do, I definitely wouldn’t dare do it with a seagull.
Is this an offence of any sorts? And if so what are the sentencing guidelines? I really would love to know.
Artificial intelligence will NEVER replace humankind when we can show ingenuity like this
He’s gonna get sent down for some bird when he’s up in front of the beak
Maybe he was just trying to compare his ‘pecker’ with a real pecker.
It’s a wonder the gull didn’t mistake his willy for a raw sausage and try to grab and fly off with it.
if he wanted to be laughed at, he might have achieved it.
I wonder how he attracted it? Taping a chip to his penis?
With a seagull? Makes it sound as though the seagull is actively participating.
… He lured it with a fishy worm and the promise of a chip supper, your honour.
Hopefully this perv spends the rest of his life getting his chips stolen and shat on by seagulls
What could toubossibly be doing to a seagull – jerking over it, shoving dick in spiky beak mouth?
WTF? Now I’ll have a nightmare about this..I just can’t picture it. Poor seagull. I mean a person would have to think “Hey, I’m gonna **** that seagull” then catch it…its so effin crazy!!!!
In 20 years we’ll wish people were doing such wholesome things
“as an experienced magistrate, this is one of the most unusual cases I’ve come across”.
Magistrate was properly taking the piss here 🤣
He was “performing”?
Show business is very strange.
I mean, fancy showing an image of the victim, the law is supposed to keep their identity, isn’t it?
What…..? I mean is that even possible…? What’ll they think of next?
“Welcome to prison. I’m Stretch, the big lad’s called Knuckles, and the wee guy in the corner? That’s Dave the Seagull Fucker.”
I’ve seen one swallow an entire sausage in one piece before.
I’m surprised it’s taken this long for someone to get caught.
Mrs Seagull – “Hun, how was your day? Did seamen feed you?”
Mr Seagull -“no dear, I fed on semen”
Mrs Seagull – surprised pickachu face
I know rule 34 exists, but this is just wierd….why?
Been real this guy is a threat. You can already see the headlines when he turns to rape or murder or more abuse that he was caught doing this…he should be treated as a threat and jailed imo
Huh, that old chestnut. This kind of thing never used to make the papers when I was young. Polis would tap you on your shoulder “give her the chips, Son. And on your way”.
i’m from the north east so i already saw this on facebook but ffs of course sunderland is making national news for this lol
Masturbates to a seagull while eruption plays in The background.
Classic Roth.
I don’t care if he’s “mentally ill” raping another living creature whether that be animal or person, it should carry the highest penalty.
Honestly is scary that there are such disgusting dirty people walking among us
This guy will be known as the seagull-shagging bastard for the rest of his life
Yet again, use of ‘caught’ in a headline inferring that someone is doing something wrong.
this is a reference to the Gervais ‘elephant ls caught swimming headline’, it’s a joke ok
Those greedy birds! I bet even if this perv wanted to finish in the cloaca, the gannet would insist on swallowing – swoop in and scoop it up at the last thrushhhh-tit
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To be fair it’s hard to feel much sympathy for the seagull given how many times they’ve left watery white stains all over humans’ backs.
Kind of feels like maybe one had it coming.
Captians birdseye prequel story. Back when he was just captain bird
I’m not into animals in that way.
But if I was. Man seagulls would not be high on my list. Even pigeons have them beat – for all the filth at least they’ve a ditzy charm
The use of (stock photo) in the caption of the seagull photo, to reassure us that it is not the seagull in question
Seems excessive. All I did was move to kick one when it started looking at my pasty. Didn’t even have to actually touch it to make it get the message.
The seagull was quoted as saying “He was the wind beneath my wings”.
Jeez he must have had a really tiny cook to do that
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“David Lee was caught on CCTV masturbating with a wild bird between his legs”
Why’s it feel like when Sunderland’s in the news it’s always weird shite
Edit: As a guy from Sunderland these responses to my comment have been interesting haha
Imagine that seagull going back to his flock “lads…you’re not going to believe this but guess what just happened”
I’m not going to get into whether what he did was right or wrong, I’m just saying that whatever I *wanted* to do, I definitely wouldn’t dare do it with a seagull.
Is this an offence of any sorts? And if so what are the sentencing guidelines? I really would love to know.
Artificial intelligence will NEVER replace humankind when we can show ingenuity like this
He’s gonna get sent down for some bird when he’s up in front of the beak
Maybe he was just trying to compare his ‘pecker’ with a real pecker.
It’s a wonder the gull didn’t mistake his willy for a raw sausage and try to grab and fly off with it.
if he wanted to be laughed at, he might have achieved it.
I wonder how he attracted it? Taping a chip to his penis?
With a seagull? Makes it sound as though the seagull is actively participating.
… He lured it with a fishy worm and the promise of a chip supper, your honour.
Hopefully this perv spends the rest of his life getting his chips stolen and shat on by seagulls
What could toubossibly be doing to a seagull – jerking over it, shoving dick in spiky beak mouth?
WTF? Now I’ll have a nightmare about this..I just can’t picture it. Poor seagull. I mean a person would have to think “Hey, I’m gonna **** that seagull” then catch it…its so effin crazy!!!!
In 20 years we’ll wish people were doing such wholesome things
“as an experienced magistrate, this is one of the most unusual cases I’ve come across”.
Magistrate was properly taking the piss here 🤣
He was “performing”?
Show business is very strange.
I mean, fancy showing an image of the victim, the law is supposed to keep their identity, isn’t it?
What…..? I mean is that even possible…? What’ll they think of next?
“Welcome to prison. I’m Stretch, the big lad’s called Knuckles, and the wee guy in the corner? That’s Dave the Seagull Fucker.”
I’ve seen one swallow an entire sausage in one piece before.
I’m surprised it’s taken this long for someone to get caught.
Mrs Seagull – “Hun, how was your day? Did seamen feed you?”
Mr Seagull -“no dear, I fed on semen”
Mrs Seagull – surprised pickachu face
I know rule 34 exists, but this is just wierd….why?
Been real this guy is a threat. You can already see the headlines when he turns to rape or murder or more abuse that he was caught doing this…he should be treated as a threat and jailed imo
Huh, that old chestnut. This kind of thing never used to make the papers when I was young. Polis would tap you on your shoulder “give her the chips, Son. And on your way”.
i’m from the north east so i already saw this on facebook but ffs of course sunderland is making national news for this lol
Masturbates to a seagull while eruption plays in The background.
Classic Roth.
I don’t care if he’s “mentally ill” raping another living creature whether that be animal or person, it should carry the highest penalty.
Honestly is scary that there are such disgusting dirty people walking among us
This guy will be known as the seagull-shagging bastard for the rest of his life
Yet again, use of ‘caught’ in a headline inferring that someone is doing something wrong.
this is a reference to the Gervais ‘elephant ls caught swimming headline’, it’s a joke ok
Those greedy birds! I bet even if this perv wanted to finish in the cloaca, the gannet would insist on swallowing – swoop in and scoop it up at the last thrushhhh-tit
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To be fair it’s hard to feel much sympathy for the seagull given how many times they’ve left watery white stains all over humans’ backs.
Kind of feels like maybe one had it coming.
Captians birdseye prequel story. Back when he was just captain bird
I’m not into animals in that way.
But if I was. Man seagulls would not be high on my list. Even pigeons have them beat – for all the filth at least they’ve a ditzy charm
The use of (stock photo) in the caption of the seagull photo, to reassure us that it is not the seagull in question
Seems excessive. All I did was move to kick one when it started looking at my pasty. Didn’t even have to actually touch it to make it get the message.
The seagull was quoted as saying “He was the wind beneath my wings”.
Jeez he must have had a really tiny cook to do that