Opened a pizza and this fell out. Have I just been threatened by an Aldi pizza?

15 comments
  1. Chesus Crust! If that was in your Aldi pizza, I’d be reporting it to Aldi – someone on the production line could be a religious nutjob …

  2. This is slapped everywhere in Derry. I’ve not met the fella yet but according to a local song God is a Catholic man from Creggan so I’m sure I will soon

  3. *Eats Pizza*

    God : Again Micheal? This is the 4th time this month, surely there is better pizza to eat?

    *Chewing noises*-I live in a Economy. And its good company besides.

    God-*Concerned Eldritch noises*

  4. I like how everyone here immediately believes this really happened and is the work of a religious nutjob on the Aldi cheap pizza production line and not, maybe, some chancer trolling you all.

    Given the level of “someone posted it so it MUST be true” on show, can I interest you all in the purchase of a nice little bridge going cheap, immediate purchase necessary as owner leaving country?

  5. There you go, card fully in the box, I hope you xray vision is working. Or maybe now you can understand why I left a little on show.

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