Lech Walesa revealed his secret plans for Ukraine’s membership in NATO and the EU

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  1. Yea Bolek, for sure. We all know how your “secrets” work.

  2. And i said to him, Karol maybe you should be a pope.

  3. Funny, a few weeks ago I listened to one of the geopolitical podcasts (I think it was Wolski’s?) where the guest speaker claimed Wałęsa basically used Belarus and Ukraine as a launchpad to secure Poland’s own NATO membership. I have an inkling the old fart is just bullshitting.

  4. He says shit like that since he didn’t get the 2nd term.

  5. Did the old fuck forget that a president in Poland is a representative figure at best? It’s like saying that i have a plan to invade Germany.

  6. Of course, if my man got a second term he would of course get Ukraine and Belarus to NATO/EU. The next year Finland, Switzerland, Sudan, The northern bit of Japan and Michael Bay would join too.

    The birthrate would skyrocket so much that some woman would have two ongoing pregnancies at once.

    Złoty would be so strong that you could bend metal beams with it.

    Poles would unify in praising their country and wouldn’t stop agreeing with each other.

    Poland would be so clean and rich that the germans would start importing GDP from us.

    Our healthcare would be so good that we would close all hospital due to there being no more sick people.

    Our country would be so safe that you could trust your neighbour.

    Our military would be so strong that there would be no borders because no-one would be able to enforce them.

    And after all of that the whole bus would start clapping and the driver would start singing the anthem.

    If only he got the second term…

  7. “I wanted to do it while I could have done it, I just never said anyone and didn’t actually do anything, trust me bro, I planned it all along!”

  8. I wanted to save you all from 9-11. It was a secret and it did not work out. But I wanted to.

    Too late Leszek.

  9. “And then I said to him, make the seventh day a rest day”

  10. Walesa is the best science fiction and fiction writer in Poland. bajkopisarz.

  11. I remember when Wałęsa said

    “Ok how about you put a big star in the middle of those rocks so that life can flourish on that third planet”

  12. I’m pretty sure that few years ago he was saying that aliens exist and world governments keep that secret from people.

  13. He would have saved the world but you selfish bastards didn’t re-elect him

  14. Can’t wait him to claim he in secret advised putin against invading ukraine

  15. And I said to him, Lucas, get on these two Rolex watches and record some video

  16. Typ jest pełen gówna imo. Ocywiście rozumiem jego wkład w stworzenie suwerennej Polski ale on jest kompletnie odklejony od rzeczywistości i chce żeby każdy go podziwiał.

  17. I had a proper plan to eliminate completely global hunger and give a free house to each person in the world. I wear I was going to do that during my first term. Unfortunately I never got elected anywhere. Damn!

  18. Yeah, sure he did. Just like PO definitely, really had a plan strikingly similar to 500+, they just never revealed it to the public for some reason.

  19. If he had a second term, Intermarium would happen 1000%

  20. Oh ffs, stop posting this face.

    He sold his ppl to agencies. He is not a man of Honor, as he want to be perceived.

  21. A wtedy powiedziałem mu, Zełenski, może naprawdę pójdziesz na tego prezydenta?

  22. If Ukraine had tried to join NATO sooner, Russia would’ve invaded sooner.

  23. That man has a very severe case of believing legenda about himself.

  24. And then I said to him – Jesus, you’re too good to be just a carpenter.

  25. Please lock this senile idiot in a basement again, thanks.

    Next time he’ll claim to have successfully used the power of crystals to clear the radiation over Chernobyl.

  26. Please lock this senile idiot in a basement again, thanks.

    Next time he’ll claim to have successfully used the power of crystals to clear the radiation over Chernobyl.

  27. Would it be safe to say that Lech Walesa was a great revolutionary against Communist rule, but a shitty politician? It seemed like he was pretty key in helping the Communist empire fail, but then didn’t know what to do with himself.

  28. He was communist agent who sold members of real opposition

  29. I assure you he is meme in Poland now;) Such a arogant person. Regular ppl in Poland always feel this sense of shame listening to him. Wish him good but there is such a lot evidence that he was a puppet in hands of post soviet/russian agents before even after 1989..

  30. Człowiek który został kablem… Jak tu mu ufać

  31. I’m Canadian and have no idea why I’m seeing this post. But these comments are painting a picture for me of what this guy is like and they’re cracking me up.

  32. Why is this man not wearing a clown makeup and a big red nose everywhere he goes is beyond me.

  33. ‘Ah, you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school.’

  34. Say what you want about Wałęsa but he has to be the best shitposter in the history of this nation

  35. Thats funny because thats exactly what I wanted to do once I became a president. I never did. But the plans were all there bro trust me.

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