“In war, there are no winners. In Eurovision, there are no losers. Except for, in the latter case, Ireland.”

8 comments
  1. ‘In war there are no winners. This year’s theme is strength in unity, we are all in this together!

    Anywho, up next its Israel.’

  2. Choosing to lose is pathetic. I think we should put in a proper entry, win it outright because we’re brilliant and everyone loves us, and then hold it in the Green Glens Arena again. Don’t do it up at all. Make it feel like a fucking mart. Then retire from it forever

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