What is the first word that comes into mind when you think of ‘Manchester’

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  1. Why.

    Which is how a british woman I knew when I was 24 reacted when I told her I might move out of France to live elsewhere and was considering a job offer in Manchester. She made me repeat the city, to be sure, and then her face fell, she stayed silent for a good minute, and she just asked “but… Why? Why Manchester of all places?!”, which was hilarious. Then I told her there was another job offer in Glasgow but it was short term so I wasn’t considering it and she just went “No. Don’t.” Poor thing.

    Now everytime I hear “Manchester” I hear her voice repeating “why?!”.

  2. Saigon! In 2010, I was flying out to Melbourne, Australia for Xmas with my daughter from London, but there was a snow storm that shutdown Heathrow.. but I managed to get a flight out from Manchester.. and getting the train out of London to Manchester was like getting the last helicopter out of Saigon…

  3. Word:

    Paaahty

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    I’m disgusting

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