And in today’s episode of “How can we tie this absolute non-story to the coronation…”
>A court official said the Archbishop pleaded guilty and was handed three penalty points and a £300 fine. He was ordered to pay £90 in costs and a £120 victim surcharge, bringing the final legal bill to £510.
That’s a muckle big fine for 25mph – my one speeding ticket (65 in a 60) was 70notes. He must have form.
Someone took “Jesus take the wheel” a bit too seriously.
Don’t worry, he was just fasting and now he’s praying.
This has to be the single worst thing a member of a church has ever done.
They’re reaching to tie this into the coronation. Utterly pathetic.
I have already forgiven him.
Let us all remember the forgiveness Jesus showed to Judas and forgive those who travel at 25 in a 20 limit.
I mean those fines are the work of the devil .
Oh cool. I’m wondering if he’s had a shit since the coronation too.
Charles wished him godspeed and the Archbishop took him literally.
I was more shocked to see he had to read all of the procession off of a book. He must know some of the proceedings offhand?
Another person on a higher position thinking he’s above the law. One rule for them another for the rest of us.
Convicted yes, but this happened last October. It is clearly trying to make people think he left the coronation and belted it away from London at 100mph or something.
Such a transparent smearing job by the Tories as he dared to describe proposed Immigration law as ‘immoral’
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He was speeding to get to someone dying before the King like the Blackadder episode.
The real headline here has to be the 7 months it took to get to Court
Bit of an idiot, our archbishop? He could have just paid the fine, and nobody would know.
I really don’t see why the coronation is mentioned in the headline.
*Coronation Streetrace*
The Archbishop of Van-terbury thought he’d slowed down *Justin* time but was *Welby*-ond speed limit JUST DAYS after posh bonce-topping gig, court heard.
*Bishop bashed*
“I carry a crook, I’m not supposed to be one. I should be the Good Shepherd, but I’m feeling rather sheepish. I mitre killed someone” rued the penitent prelate.
Amazing.
Human being breaks the rules and fictitious sky pilot fails to save him.
Outrage as human being devoted to sky pilot gets charged with speeding.
Human being has or hasn’t a decent reason to speed but Sky pilot denies any knowledge.
Sky pilot exists right?…
This is fucking discussing! we actually living in a failed state! – basically this story has been concocted or found, because his powerful speech in the lords the other day, about the migration bill!
Everyone from the four main nations from the United Kingdom have to protest our right to have a media that isn’t foreign!
Oh! that’s right! .. the Conservatives now with the help of Labour are keeping that in place! I forgot! We can’t protest now.. sit down and shut the f*ck up PLEPS!
That’s up there with the worst crimes of the church, right after all the rampant paedophilia
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And in today’s episode of “How can we tie this absolute non-story to the coronation…”
>A court official said the Archbishop pleaded guilty and was handed three penalty points and a £300 fine. He was ordered to pay £90 in costs and a £120 victim surcharge, bringing the final legal bill to £510.
That’s a muckle big fine for 25mph – my one speeding ticket (65 in a 60) was 70notes. He must have form.
Someone took “Jesus take the wheel” a bit too seriously.
Don’t worry, he was just fasting and now he’s praying.
This has to be the single worst thing a member of a church has ever done.
They’re reaching to tie this into the coronation. Utterly pathetic.
I have already forgiven him.
Let us all remember the forgiveness Jesus showed to Judas and forgive those who travel at 25 in a 20 limit.
I mean those fines are the work of the devil .
Oh cool. I’m wondering if he’s had a shit since the coronation too.
Charles wished him godspeed and the Archbishop took him literally.
I was more shocked to see he had to read all of the procession off of a book. He must know some of the proceedings offhand?
Another person on a higher position thinking he’s above the law. One rule for them another for the rest of us.
Convicted yes, but this happened last October. It is clearly trying to make people think he left the coronation and belted it away from London at 100mph or something.
Such a transparent smearing job by the Tories as he dared to describe proposed Immigration law as ‘immoral’
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He was speeding to get to someone dying before the King like the Blackadder episode.
The real headline here has to be the 7 months it took to get to Court
This one was better/more newsworthy:
[https://londonist.com/london/books-and-poetry/when-the-bishop-of-southwark-went-on-a-drunken-rampage](https://londonist.com/london/books-and-poetry/when-the-bishop-of-southwark-went-on-a-drunken-rampage)
What a criminal. Big thanks to our great British media for taking the time out of their day to report on this heinous crime.
I myself will sleep easier tonight knowing that I won’t be mown down by an out of control member of the clergy.
Dammit, the guy who *organised* the Coronation tried to pull that as an excuse to get off his tickets. The judge was having none of it and banned him for 6 months: https://news.sky.com/story/duke-of-norfolk-argues-against-driving-ban-because-of-role-organising-kings-coronation-12705744
Bit of an idiot, our archbishop? He could have just paid the fine, and nobody would know.
I really don’t see why the coronation is mentioned in the headline.
*Coronation Streetrace*
The Archbishop of Van-terbury thought he’d slowed down *Justin* time but was *Welby*-ond speed limit JUST DAYS after posh bonce-topping gig, court heard.
*Bishop bashed*
“I carry a crook, I’m not supposed to be one. I should be the Good Shepherd, but I’m feeling rather sheepish. I mitre killed someone” rued the penitent prelate.
Amazing.
Human being breaks the rules and fictitious sky pilot fails to save him.
Outrage as human being devoted to sky pilot gets charged with speeding.
Human being has or hasn’t a decent reason to speed but Sky pilot denies any knowledge.
Sky pilot exists right?…
This is fucking discussing! we actually living in a failed state! – basically this story has been concocted or found, because his powerful speech in the lords the other day, about the migration bill!
Everyone from the four main nations from the United Kingdom have to protest our right to have a media that isn’t foreign!
Oh! that’s right! .. the Conservatives now with the help of Labour are keeping that in place! I forgot! We can’t protest now.. sit down and shut the f*ck up PLEPS!
That’s up there with the worst crimes of the church, right after all the rampant paedophilia