The path is blocked. You must find another way.

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  1. I love the detail of the straight laced blond kid who is pretty scared to be there but doesn’t want to miss out on being in the mad lad gang. In reality they keep him around because he pays for things.

  2. You need to do an image of some sort of machine churning these guys out on a production line coz they all look the same except the different skin and hair colour.

  3. Half the comments here talking about ploughing through. Truth is you’d never meet them, because you’d have spotted them when you scouted out the road before turning up it. You’d be gone a different way. No shame in it, lads.

  4. All you need is a big stick, a colly and a flat cap. Then yell a bunch of gobbledegook while waving the big stick. This should clear the path for you. Hope this helps 👍

  5. This is peak r/ireland lads well done to you:

    Lads acting hard pretending they just beat and/or murder the children immediately: ✅

    People calling for the sterilisation of whole demographics & areas: ✅

    Calls to lobotomise people: ✅

    People acting like it’s the most dangerous thing ever: ✅

    Claiming this is everything wrong with the country: ✅

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    Never change

    Edit: Someone on here actually painted a picture announcing their fear of young children.

  6. Thought I recognised the inspiration for the school crest on your mans jumper and then saw your location and other artwork… spot on 😂

  7. I’m 6ft2 fairly bulky fella (exercise regularly, used to power lift) and let me tell you, I would run away. Why?

    Because in my younger days (when I was around 18)

    I got approached by 2 fellas looking to start a fight. 1 of them was from my class.

    I was able to stand up for myself when it was 2 of them, but shortly after I managed to knock one of them down and was in the process of kicking his teeth in, a car pulled up(I presume friends of the fellas that jumped me) and another 2 lads started on me. Needless to say at this point I’ve 3 fellas(the fella that got his head kicked in was on the ground) throwing fists at me(thank fuck they didn’t have anything on them) so I do what any smart person does, I try to stay upright while covering my head.

    They smacked me good few times then helped his buddy up and all jumped into the car.

    Luckily I got away with few bumps on me head, no black eyes etc.

    Point of the story is, that even when I thought I was a “big man” I still got my head knocked about.

    I’m 32 now, far less athletic, if I see a group of lads, I’m trying to avoid conflict at all costs.

    Even if it’s 1 scrawny fella, all he needs is a knife and I’m in serious trouble.

    Be careful lads, no need to act a big man.

  8. “Scuse me, do you mind if I squeeze through there? Thanks a mill!”

    Why would you be impolite to them? Be assertive and polite, if they refuse to move, then it’s a problem. But if you’re walking along on the path, and they’re in the way, just ask politely to move over. More often than not, kids will just move. They’re just hanging out, it’s not a crime.

  9. damn. im the blonde guy. somehow stuck with the group because you were pressured to go out, but then you have nothing to say or do and just thinking about playstation

  10. You could try “excuse me”

    If they say mean things to you don’t cry too obviously … unless you have a razor sharp wit, in which case slag the leader the rest will shy away. This is a risky tactic, if you’re not as funny as you think you are they will turn on you and call you the most horrible names.

  11. Katelyn, said it before and I’ll say it again – you’re talented as hell. Looking forward to seeing more in the series! (Do the dirty oul’ lecherous priest next!)

  12. Dont show any fear, they can sense fear. Just stand tall and don’t run. Make alot of noise and look intimidating

    This also works for bears

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