All of the dads preparing themselves for the mountain of stuff they have to put together and assemble later on tonight
All of the dads preparing themselves for the mountain of stuff they have to put together and assemble later on tonight
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Fml
Don’t forget the pissing batteries
Followed by “why the fuck did I leave it until tonight”
Tell me about it. It’s my daughter’s first Christmas so got her a PS5 and a 4k tv. It’s going to take hours setting that up and making sure it all works. Nightmare.
Genuinely not trolling parents, but… I’ll add this to the list of reasons I’m never having kids.
So far two gamer chairs and a bicycle. I’m done.
I’m feeling very smug this year. I got my assembly done a few weeks ago
Those annoying wires that they use tonsecire the toys in the packaging. I have my special Christmas kit which consists of a Stanley Knife, Leatherman and wire snips.
Make that dads, mums, and older siblings. Growing up I think I ‘was’ Santa for more Christmases than I was a believer.
‘Forgot to get the In-laws anything’
My wife’s ‘husband replacement’ needs assembling. These new Bluetooth vibrators are humiliating me.
I’m struggling to turn the both of them on.
If they had Jennifer Lopez to go to bed with i think they’d survive 😁 this photo must be pre those days!
I will upvote this every Christmas Eve without exception.
If you got your kid a games console don’t forget to carefully unpack it and Install any necessary updates before the servers get overwhelmed tomorrow
A wacky uncle once sent my FIVE YEAR OLD son a Lego Death Star for Xmas. a million fucking pieces. threw it right in the trash. fuck that.
I put a trick go cart together one year on my own (2 person job). Took me 4 hours.
The young fella had been frothing for this thing for a whole year.
Christmas morning he takes it outside, realised that the tricks in the ad were near impossible to achieve and never sat in it again.
After 2 years of it sitting in the garage I literally couldn’t give it away. (the cart, not the young fella)
I spent €150 and 4 hours on something that went to a dump.
Anyway, to all the other dads, I’m sure that won’t happen.
Have fun.
Dad’s been prepping for a while now…
We moved into an unfurnished house at the end of October so this has been me for the last 3 months. Thank god my daughter is only 18 months so none of her gifts need assembly.
“Dads” that’s my job every year. Partner doesnt even know how to hammer a nail
Friend of mine used to take a yoke on Christmas Eve to help him get everything in order. This lad didn’t even drink normally.
Swore by the auld christmas yoke tho
Some pictures you can just feel.
Im actually the Mam with the screwdriver putting shit together Christmas eve
Just do it with the weans in the morning, that’s what my da did with me. It was more fun doing it together.
This is peak Ben Aflleck, we may not like it, but this is what it looks like.
And doing it without making as much as a mousefart to wake any idle or curious PJ Wearers.
Don’t forget to update those PS5’s, Xbox and Switches guys. He’ll even update the games as well while you’re at it the servers will be slammed tomorrow.