Some of the beef my MIL is bringing to Christmas dinner tomorrow, she will expect us all to eat some of it.

17 comments

1. Some candour needed in your family.

2. The trick with meat like that is to take small pieces and make sure you’ve got plenty of veg and gravy on the fork to help it go down

3. Maybe one of the hundred dogs recently posted on the sub could handle that bark like beef for you.

4. Should a meat squeak?

5. Is that beef or a lump of tar that came up of the road?

6. Be honest and tell her it’s shite.

   Make it a christmas to remember.

7. Brownie

8. That could be used to throw at the police during a riot. It looks like it would do more damage than a brick too.

9. Made of tough stuff that beef, I wouldn’t mess with it

10. I’m sorry but this is almost a crime. Rehabilitation is the best course of action. Explain it to her in a friendly way and it will be ok.

11. It’ll take you a Goodyear to get through that

12. Be careful handling it, it might kill you by osmosis

13. Jesus, That cow died several deaths.

14. Grind it up and dry it out another bit. Great jerky for stewing when you go camping next summer.

15. What did she send you an advance sample?

16. Looks like a lump of turf

17. Soak that brick in hot gravy for a while and it’ll at least be vaguely edible xD