Get your Christmas essentials at asda

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  1. One image to show what’s wrong with current Christmas celebrations.

    Imagine the money wasted people buying this shit for other people just because, and all it is doing is lining the pockets of the people who have plenty of money already

  2. Image Transcription: A photograph of supermarket shelves. It would be hyperbolic to say they recede endlessly into the distance, but nevertheless there are several meters of them, six shelves high; the shelves must be at least 12″ (30cm) apart, because together their height exceeds that of a man standing. From bottom to top, the shelves are filled with boxes, black ones which bear a bold red and green graffiti-style logo. Closer inspection reveals the boxes are Lynx, a brand of male grooming products (known as *Axe* in the United States) associated with teenage boys. These are the whiffy hampers that millions of uncouth lads, the length of the land, will receive on Christmas Day.

  3. Are they re-releasing old fragrances? I’m sure I saw Inca for the first time since I was like 15 in Sainsbury’s.

  4. I was unfortunate enough to recently discover that there’s a Lynx ‘For Her’ gift box. I appreciate the person who gave it to me, but it’s grim.

  5. I literally get so many body sprays as standard gifts that I have a yearly surplus. They are literally building up year by year lol. Honestly tho Right Guard for life

  6. Call me old fashioned but I still like to think that there is Lynx Wolverhampton for sale in the Gabonese Republic.

  7. I used to work in a factory that made the black plastic insert tray in these. 25 years later and I can still smell that warm plastic, the machine churned out something like 145,000 trays a day and it was going 24 hours a day, year round. Eurgh

  8. The stick version of Africa is actually amazing idk why everyone’s sleeping on it. It actually smells like a fragrance and not pure concentrated ozone.

  9. Africa! Great….because that’s all anybody needs….to smell like they did when they were 12 years old! Apologies to anyone who is actually giving it as a gift, this or any other year, but you should feel bad! There are far better versions of Lynx out there! Don’t make someone you love unhappy on Christmas Day.

  10. This aisle is for the aunt(s) that don’t see you that often and don’t want to spend that much money in you, so they just get this.

  11. My step-dad’s parents come to give us presents tomorrow and I’ve already made a space in my wardrobe for one of these

  12. Surely Lynx will face an existential crisis, because I for one will never get my kid or a nephew Lynx Christmas present after getting it every year for a few years as a kid myself.

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