Shortages my arse. Clearly got strong trade routes with Africa.
I hear the drums echoing tonight
Well, at the very least it’s regular Lynx, the worst it’s going to do is give you a few flashbacks to secondary school.
[It could always be worse](https://www.lynxformen.com/uk/africa-marmite.html).
No Brut?
Which one should I pick?
Maybe Asda are dropping hints about the town’s population?
At least it’s Christmas colours.
I’ve not actually smelt Lynx Africa for decades, but I can distinctly remember the smell
This seems a direct violation of The Chemical Weapons Convention. Will you call in the UN or shall I?
Apparently, they sell a version called England in Africa that smells of soggy fag ends, stale lager and disappointment.
One image to show what’s wrong with current Christmas celebrations.
Imagine the money wasted people buying this shit for other people just because, and all it is doing is lining the pockets of the people who have plenty of money already
There’s not enough teenage boys in the world for that lot
Image Transcription: A photograph of supermarket shelves. It would be hyperbolic to say they recede endlessly into the distance, but nevertheless there are several meters of them, six shelves high; the shelves must be at least 12″ (30cm) apart, because together their height exceeds that of a man standing. From bottom to top, the shelves are filled with boxes, black ones which bear a bold red and green graffiti-style logo. Closer inspection reveals the boxes are Lynx, a brand of male grooming products (known as *Axe* in the United States) associated with teenage boys. These are the whiffy hampers that millions of uncouth lads, the length of the land, will receive on Christmas Day.
I can smell this picture
Are they re-releasing old fragrances? I’m sure I saw Inca for the first time since I was like 15 in Sainsbury’s.
I smell like shit. So I guess I’m set.
At this point people have to be buying them ironically, right?
I bless the rains down in aasdaaa!
Oh… The classic gift…
If ever lacking, theirs always the stand by.
I was unfortunate enough to recently discover that there’s a Lynx ‘For Her’ gift box. I appreciate the person who gave it to me, but it’s grim.
They are attempting to summon Shakira
I literally get so many body sprays as standard gifts that I have a yearly surplus. They are literally building up year by year lol. Honestly tho Right Guard for life
The real cost of Brexit
“But see? There’s no empty shelves, it’s all fearmongering!” 😀
… And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time
Call me old fashioned but I still like to think that there is Lynx Wolverhampton for sale in the Gabonese Republic.
Is this really that popular? I feel like this is a running joke between supermarkets and customers at Xmas time
It’s lynxed to the Pandemic or Brexit?
I used to work in a factory that made the black plastic insert tray in these. 25 years later and I can still smell that warm plastic, the machine churned out something like 145,000 trays a day and it was going 24 hours a day, year round. Eurgh
The stick version of Africa is actually amazing idk why everyone’s sleeping on it. It actually smells like a fragrance and not pure concentrated ozone.
♫ I kiss Lorraine, wearing Africa… ♫
You love to see it
Africa! Great….because that’s all anybody needs….to smell like they did when they were 12 years old! Apologies to anyone who is actually giving it as a gift, this or any other year, but you should feel bad! There are far better versions of Lynx out there! Don’t make someone you love unhappy on Christmas Day.
Im gonna go and stock up, thats my nephews chirstmas’ sorted for the next decade.
I have actually bought my Dad a Lynx Africa set…but he genuinely likes it!
This aisle is for the aunt(s) that don’t see you that often and don’t want to spend that much money in you, so they just get this.
Nice and toxic, gotta love chemicals in my water supplies
Supply and demand babyy
“Thanks Grandma”
Now, that’s taking the piss. ASda should be fined for suggesting everyone uses Lynx.
Damn, that’s enough for one teenager for a week
My step-dad’s parents come to give us presents tomorrow and I’ve already made a space in my wardrobe for one of these
Is this to hide that there would normally be something else stocked here?
Surely Lynx will face an existential crisis, because I for one will never get my kid or a nephew Lynx Christmas present after getting it every year for a few years as a kid myself.
I’m still re-gifting an original box of that. I give it to my dad every other year and he gives it back in between.
Haha
Ffs every Christmas I get this shite
Why after all these years is Africa still Lynx’s goto for mass produced gift sets?
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Yeah, here you go dad, you stink
Shortages my arse. Clearly got strong trade routes with Africa.
I hear the drums echoing tonight
Well, at the very least it’s regular Lynx, the worst it’s going to do is give you a few flashbacks to secondary school.
[It could always be worse](https://www.lynxformen.com/uk/africa-marmite.html).
No Brut?
Which one should I pick?
Maybe Asda are dropping hints about the town’s population?
At least it’s Christmas colours.
I’ve not actually smelt Lynx Africa for decades, but I can distinctly remember the smell
This seems a direct violation of The Chemical Weapons Convention. Will you call in the UN or shall I?
Apparently, they sell a version called England in Africa that smells of soggy fag ends, stale lager and disappointment.
One image to show what’s wrong with current Christmas celebrations.
Imagine the money wasted people buying this shit for other people just because, and all it is doing is lining the pockets of the people who have plenty of money already
There’s not enough teenage boys in the world for that lot
Image Transcription: A photograph of supermarket shelves. It would be hyperbolic to say they recede endlessly into the distance, but nevertheless there are several meters of them, six shelves high; the shelves must be at least 12″ (30cm) apart, because together their height exceeds that of a man standing. From bottom to top, the shelves are filled with boxes, black ones which bear a bold red and green graffiti-style logo. Closer inspection reveals the boxes are Lynx, a brand of male grooming products (known as *Axe* in the United States) associated with teenage boys. These are the whiffy hampers that millions of uncouth lads, the length of the land, will receive on Christmas Day.
I can smell this picture
Are they re-releasing old fragrances? I’m sure I saw Inca for the first time since I was like 15 in Sainsbury’s.
I smell like shit. So I guess I’m set.
At this point people have to be buying them ironically, right?
I bless the rains down in aasdaaa!
Oh… The classic gift…
If ever lacking, theirs always the stand by.
I was unfortunate enough to recently discover that there’s a Lynx ‘For Her’ gift box. I appreciate the person who gave it to me, but it’s grim.
They are attempting to summon Shakira
I literally get so many body sprays as standard gifts that I have a yearly surplus. They are literally building up year by year lol. Honestly tho Right Guard for life
The real cost of Brexit
“But see? There’s no empty shelves, it’s all fearmongering!” 😀
… And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time
Call me old fashioned but I still like to think that there is Lynx Wolverhampton for sale in the Gabonese Republic.
Is this really that popular? I feel like this is a running joke between supermarkets and customers at Xmas time
It’s lynxed to the Pandemic or Brexit?
I used to work in a factory that made the black plastic insert tray in these. 25 years later and I can still smell that warm plastic, the machine churned out something like 145,000 trays a day and it was going 24 hours a day, year round. Eurgh
The stick version of Africa is actually amazing idk why everyone’s sleeping on it. It actually smells like a fragrance and not pure concentrated ozone.
♫ I kiss Lorraine, wearing Africa… ♫
You love to see it
Africa! Great….because that’s all anybody needs….to smell like they did when they were 12 years old! Apologies to anyone who is actually giving it as a gift, this or any other year, but you should feel bad! There are far better versions of Lynx out there! Don’t make someone you love unhappy on Christmas Day.
Im gonna go and stock up, thats my nephews chirstmas’ sorted for the next decade.
I have actually bought my Dad a Lynx Africa set…but he genuinely likes it!
This aisle is for the aunt(s) that don’t see you that often and don’t want to spend that much money in you, so they just get this.
Nice and toxic, gotta love chemicals in my water supplies
Supply and demand babyy
“Thanks Grandma”
Now, that’s taking the piss. ASda should be fined for suggesting everyone uses Lynx.
Damn, that’s enough for one teenager for a week
My step-dad’s parents come to give us presents tomorrow and I’ve already made a space in my wardrobe for one of these
Is this to hide that there would normally be something else stocked here?
Surely Lynx will face an existential crisis, because I for one will never get my kid or a nephew Lynx Christmas present after getting it every year for a few years as a kid myself.
I’m still re-gifting an original box of that. I give it to my dad every other year and he gives it back in between.
Haha
Ffs every Christmas I get this shite
Why after all these years is Africa still Lynx’s goto for mass produced gift sets?
Bit underprepared