“As regards Mark Hoyle’s comments that ‘it takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title’, I agree with him wholeheartedly,” they said. “It takes the sort of person that is prepared to look beyond the tepid diarrhoea that is pumped into people’s consciousness via mainstream TV, radio and the tabloid newspapers.
“The sort of person that is prepared stand up for what they believe in and call out the government on their lies, cover-ups and corruption. The sort of person who can see that it was the Conservatives’ politics of selfishness, misery and deprivation that caused this country to need food banks in the first place.”
They continued: “We may be vulgar in the language we use to get our point across but we would not be so vulgar as to use food banks to hawk records, increase our profile or sign lucrative sponsorship deals. Let me be clear, we would not stoop to using poverty, hunger and despair to promote our career like we believe LadBaby have done in this year’s Christmas number one campaign.”
– looks like sausage roll boy has mistaken vulgar for stupid and bit off a bit more than he can chew here.
The guys been lucky enough to get three Christmas number ones based around a forced sausage roll meme and hes annoyed that someone else might stop him getting a fourth by capitalising on the discontent against the literal worst Prime Minister the UK has ever had?
Um, okay.
One thinks you’ve got too big for your boots Mr Hoyle.
Fucking hell. I didn’t have much of an opinion of Mark Hoyle before this, but he comes across absolutely atrociously in this article.
> “There’s definitely an element that people aren’t happy with this government, but our song is for charity – I don’t believe theirs is – and ours is trying to raise more money than ever for food banks. It’s something that is even more important given everything that is going on.”
No one is buying or listening to Kunt and the Gang *instead* of your charity song, so he won’t make any less money for charity if they overtake him and become Christmas Number One. So I don’t believe him when he pretends that this is about charity rather than about his ego.
And I strongly disagree with his demands that we have to spread “positivity” about the Government while he’s raising money for food banks. If a few more people were angry about what the Government are doing, food banks wouldn’t need so much charity…
Do songs bought on Amazon get counted in the charts?
While it’s a worthy cause, having to hear “ladbaby” (simply dreadful name) bang on about sausage rolls every December when the joke was barely funny the 1st time almost makes me miss the days of the X factor winners single.
Wants a numbers one for his personal “fame” not for “charity” as he claims. Just because another song sells more than yours doesn’t mean your will sell less. I can’t imagine their is much of a cross over between the people buying these particular songs either.
I’ve never been a fan of the guy anyway but this quote really makes me think he’s a raging cunt
>‘it takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title’
Really? Explain to me what “that sort of person” is? Someone who likes a fucking joke? Bellend.
He needs to fuck off already, his sausage roll song was barely funny the first time, let alone the fourth
Greedy, narcissistic prick who loves going on about charidee. Thanks, great mate.
Kunt made a sizable donation to a mental health charity from the money he made last year – perhaps if he’d been given free airtime on the O*e S**w ,and various other daytime TV abominations, to point this out, more people would know about it.
I’ve followed Kunt right from from the start when performing in pubs and at open mic nights.
He’s a genuinely good bloke, and always has time to speak to you.
I highly recommend his book “I, Kunt” about his career as a “minor internet singer”.
Three options this year:
* Ed Sheeran and Elton John tone deaf song about what a shit year it is but get over it. Thanks Millionaires i’ll get right on that shall i….
choice lyric:
I know there’s been pain this year, but it’s time to let it go Next year, you never know
​
* Ladbaby’s song about Sausage rolls. Did you know that every song purchased goes to charity. Spotify revenue? Youtube revenue….don’t worry about it but if you buy that song it’s going to charity. Just last year his wife was on camera talking about how they were living off £20 a week while her husbands got a new car and a brand new rolex.
* Their networth in 2018 was valued at £71,339
* In 2019 it was at £498,076
* In 2020, the couple’s net worth soared to £1.2m.
* They currently have £1.4m in assets in 2020, which was valued at £654,949.00 in 2019.
Choice Lyric:
We’re having so much funWhile we’re here, can we all spare a thought for the kids who have none Sausage rolls for everyone
​
* Kunt dresses like shit, looks like shit, lyrics are shit and the rest of his back catalogue is a disgrace of songs about wanking in travelodges. Puts a song out to take the piss out of boris and will probably only use the money he gets out of it on cheap beer after giving a big chunk of it to mental health charities like he did last year.
Choice lyric: Boris Johnson Is STILL A Fucking Cunt
It’s no wonder really…Mark Hoyle refused to say who he voted for at the last general election, saying only of the new Conservative administration: “I’m sure they’re gonna do a great job,” before adding that the country had to have faith that “the right people” had been voted in.
Guy has a full sausage roll merch shop (possibly most ridiculous thing I’ve ever written) that has no indication that any funds are being donated to the food banks.
He’s a grifter and is probably making more money himself through merch from the song than the actual song is raising funds.
>“As regards Mark Hoyle’s comments that ‘it takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title’, I agree with him wholeheartedly,” they said. “It takes the sort of person that is prepared to look beyond the tepid diarrhoea that is pumped into people’s consciousness via mainstream TV, radio and the tabloid newspapers.
>
>“The sort of person that is prepared stand up for what they believe in and call out the government on their lies, cover-ups and corruption. The sort of person who can see that it was the Conservatives’ politics of selfishness, misery and deprivation that caused this country to need food banks in the first place.”
>
>“We may be vulgar in the language we use to get our point across but we would not be so vulgar as to use food banks to hawk records, increase our profile or sign lucrative sponsorship deals. Let me be clear, we would not stoop to using poverty, hunger and despair to promote our career like we believe LadBaby have done in this year’s Christmas number one campaign.”
*mic drop*
Fucking beautiful; they’d get my vote.
Anyone else feeling like the Ladbaby bunch is starting to feel entitled to a Christmas number 1 now? Take a year off, eh?
I have no idea who LadBaby is.
I do know who Boris Johnson is, though. He’s a fucking cunt. Still.
I was about to comment on this in regards to this ladBaby fella but the guy from the Kunts has absolutely devastated him. Read the article, read his retort to lad baby’s comments. Absolutely savage.
Mark Hoyle (LadBaby) is apparently worth £1.4m. While his song may “be for charity” he’s definitely profited off the back of it. I don’t believe that people can just say “oh well they’ve raised money for charity that they wouldn’t have had otherwise “. He’s raising money for food banks, the usage of which have skyrocketed under this current government, but won’t use his new privileged platform to highlight any of these issues, even going as far as to cast an ill light on his Christmas No.1 rival because of their aggressive political nature.
If the guy really cared about the cause he purports to champion you think he’d welcome the Kunts presence, and use it to drum up sales of both of their records to raise more money while highlighting the reason for these food banks existence and amplifying both him and his ‘rivals’ message, but I don’t feel like he’s doing that.
I think the fella likes the fame and uses the charity angle to make people accept his trite shite.
I dunno I just find Ladbaby so damn irritating. He can get away with making horrendous music every Christmas because it’s for charity. I’s prefer if he would bugger off. Manchildren are super annoying
LadBaby really is indicative of how shit this country is.
Time to nip over to iTunes and buy The Kunts single then.
“People should buy our record instead because we’re not rude and we’re doing it for charity” If that’s not a virtue signal I don’t know what is.
Id rather have Michael Buble back than this Ladbaby wanker
I saw this with every charity single, but the line “all profits from the single go to x charity”. Note the use of the word profit. So someone is marking money from it somewhere but that’s a cost. Also, if LadBaby’s effort doesn’t go to No.1 do the Trussell Trust not get the profits? Why is he bothered as long as it sells and makes a profit?
Ladbaby and the xfactor has made Christmas number ones a none thing now. Irrelevant.
Does anyone care anymore
Fuck ladbaby. Most of the revenues from his ‘charity’ hit go up his nose.
Anyone can say the song is for charity until they’re blue in the face, but it’s quite obvious this family seek fame and publicity. If they cared about charity that much they’d do something more than put 99p iTunes downloads towards the charity considering the music industry is dominated by Spotify streaming.
They’re like one of those annoying ‘Tik Tokm families who are desperate to go viral by engineering all sorts of ‘funny’ content for
likes and shares only these lot are bullshitting that it’s all selfless and it’s to raise money for
others. Very smart move.
I mean, even if they don’t make money from the sales of the song they’re still getting paid for media appearances, advertisements and getting to make music videos with Ed Sheeran and Elfon John plus have thousands of people around the UK gush over them like celebrities.
If celebrities cared that much they could just quietly donate directly to charity or other good causes and hardly notice the missing money like George Michael often did, and it didn’t come out until after his death. I know George Michael did a lot of visible stuff too but he wasn’t shouting about everything he supported, which suggests to me that he didn’t necessarily always want the attention.
Ladbaby are now rich enough that the only reason they keep doing this is an egotistical desire to be Christmas number one and stay in the spotlight. The guy basically all but said he feels entitled to it by moaning about the competition. He wouldn’t be moaning if it truly was 100% about the food banks.
I don’t even listen to the charts but hope The Kunts do it. I know it’s probably futile because I’ve seen anyone who attacks Ladbaby on Twitter getting swarmed by their bafflingly large fanbase, basically accusing anyone who speaks out against them of being pro-poverty.
I wasn’t going to bother with either but LadBaby just Streisand Effected me with all that shit into buying all of Kunt’s releases tonight in a bid to help push their song more, what a prick.
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Wasn’t he No. 1 last year? Does he have to be No. 1 every year now or else we’re all heartless bastards?
I had no dog in this fight, until I read the savage response to charidee sausage roll twat at the end of the article.
How do I buy a song if I don’t have Spotify or apple music? Do I use amazon?
Yes, Streisand that song baby! You can [get it here](http://borisjohnson.info/).
“As regards Mark Hoyle’s comments that ‘it takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title’, I agree with him wholeheartedly,” they said. “It takes the sort of person that is prepared to look beyond the tepid diarrhoea that is pumped into people’s consciousness via mainstream TV, radio and the tabloid newspapers.
“The sort of person that is prepared stand up for what they believe in and call out the government on their lies, cover-ups and corruption. The sort of person who can see that it was the Conservatives’ politics of selfishness, misery and deprivation that caused this country to need food banks in the first place.”
They continued: “We may be vulgar in the language we use to get our point across but we would not be so vulgar as to use food banks to hawk records, increase our profile or sign lucrative sponsorship deals. Let me be clear, we would not stoop to using poverty, hunger and despair to promote our career like we believe LadBaby have done in this year’s Christmas number one campaign.”
– looks like sausage roll boy has mistaken vulgar for stupid and bit off a bit more than he can chew here.
The guys been lucky enough to get three Christmas number ones based around a forced sausage roll meme and hes annoyed that someone else might stop him getting a fourth by capitalising on the discontent against the literal worst Prime Minister the UK has ever had?
Um, okay.
One thinks you’ve got too big for your boots Mr Hoyle.
Fucking hell. I didn’t have much of an opinion of Mark Hoyle before this, but he comes across absolutely atrociously in this article.
> “There’s definitely an element that people aren’t happy with this government, but our song is for charity – I don’t believe theirs is – and ours is trying to raise more money than ever for food banks. It’s something that is even more important given everything that is going on.”
No one is buying or listening to Kunt and the Gang *instead* of your charity song, so he won’t make any less money for charity if they overtake him and become Christmas Number One. So I don’t believe him when he pretends that this is about charity rather than about his ego.
And I strongly disagree with his demands that we have to spread “positivity” about the Government while he’s raising money for food banks. If a few more people were angry about what the Government are doing, food banks wouldn’t need so much charity…
Do songs bought on Amazon get counted in the charts?
While it’s a worthy cause, having to hear “ladbaby” (simply dreadful name) bang on about sausage rolls every December when the joke was barely funny the 1st time almost makes me miss the days of the X factor winners single.
Wants a numbers one for his personal “fame” not for “charity” as he claims. Just because another song sells more than yours doesn’t mean your will sell less. I can’t imagine their is much of a cross over between the people buying these particular songs either.
I’ve never been a fan of the guy anyway but this quote really makes me think he’s a raging cunt
>‘it takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title’
Really? Explain to me what “that sort of person” is? Someone who likes a fucking joke? Bellend.
He needs to fuck off already, his sausage roll song was barely funny the first time, let alone the fourth
Greedy, narcissistic prick who loves going on about charidee. Thanks, great mate.
Kunt made a sizable donation to a mental health charity from the money he made last year – perhaps if he’d been given free airtime on the O*e S**w ,and various other daytime TV abominations, to point this out, more people would know about it.
I’ve followed Kunt right from from the start when performing in pubs and at open mic nights.
He’s a genuinely good bloke, and always has time to speak to you.
I highly recommend his book “I, Kunt” about his career as a “minor internet singer”.
Three options this year:
* Ed Sheeran and Elton John tone deaf song about what a shit year it is but get over it. Thanks Millionaires i’ll get right on that shall i….
choice lyric:
I know there’s been pain this year, but it’s time to let it go Next year, you never know
​
* Ladbaby’s song about Sausage rolls. Did you know that every song purchased goes to charity. Spotify revenue? Youtube revenue….don’t worry about it but if you buy that song it’s going to charity. Just last year his wife was on camera talking about how they were living off £20 a week while her husbands got a new car and a brand new rolex.
* Their networth in 2018 was valued at £71,339
* In 2019 it was at £498,076
* In 2020, the couple’s net worth soared to £1.2m.
* They currently have £1.4m in assets in 2020, which was valued at £654,949.00 in 2019.
Choice Lyric:
We’re having so much funWhile we’re here, can we all spare a thought for the kids who have none Sausage rolls for everyone
​
* Kunt dresses like shit, looks like shit, lyrics are shit and the rest of his back catalogue is a disgrace of songs about wanking in travelodges. Puts a song out to take the piss out of boris and will probably only use the money he gets out of it on cheap beer after giving a big chunk of it to mental health charities like he did last year.
Choice lyric: Boris Johnson Is STILL A Fucking Cunt
It’s no wonder really…Mark Hoyle refused to say who he voted for at the last general election, saying only of the new Conservative administration: “I’m sure they’re gonna do a great job,” before adding that the country had to have faith that “the right people” had been voted in.
Guy has a full sausage roll merch shop (possibly most ridiculous thing I’ve ever written) that has no indication that any funds are being donated to the food banks.
He’s a grifter and is probably making more money himself through merch from the song than the actual song is raising funds.
Also him and his wife are just [incredibly unfunny.](https://twitter.com/kerrykez30/status/1472669553989767171?s=21)
>“As regards Mark Hoyle’s comments that ‘it takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title’, I agree with him wholeheartedly,” they said. “It takes the sort of person that is prepared to look beyond the tepid diarrhoea that is pumped into people’s consciousness via mainstream TV, radio and the tabloid newspapers.
>
>“The sort of person that is prepared stand up for what they believe in and call out the government on their lies, cover-ups and corruption. The sort of person who can see that it was the Conservatives’ politics of selfishness, misery and deprivation that caused this country to need food banks in the first place.”
>
>“We may be vulgar in the language we use to get our point across but we would not be so vulgar as to use food banks to hawk records, increase our profile or sign lucrative sponsorship deals. Let me be clear, we would not stoop to using poverty, hunger and despair to promote our career like we believe LadBaby have done in this year’s Christmas number one campaign.”
*mic drop*
Fucking beautiful; they’d get my vote.
Anyone else feeling like the Ladbaby bunch is starting to feel entitled to a Christmas number 1 now? Take a year off, eh?
I have no idea who LadBaby is.
I do know who Boris Johnson is, though. He’s a fucking cunt. Still.
I was about to comment on this in regards to this ladBaby fella but the guy from the Kunts has absolutely devastated him. Read the article, read his retort to lad baby’s comments. Absolutely savage.
Mark Hoyle (LadBaby) is apparently worth £1.4m. While his song may “be for charity” he’s definitely profited off the back of it. I don’t believe that people can just say “oh well they’ve raised money for charity that they wouldn’t have had otherwise “. He’s raising money for food banks, the usage of which have skyrocketed under this current government, but won’t use his new privileged platform to highlight any of these issues, even going as far as to cast an ill light on his Christmas No.1 rival because of their aggressive political nature.
If the guy really cared about the cause he purports to champion you think he’d welcome the Kunts presence, and use it to drum up sales of both of their records to raise more money while highlighting the reason for these food banks existence and amplifying both him and his ‘rivals’ message, but I don’t feel like he’s doing that.
I think the fella likes the fame and uses the charity angle to make people accept his trite shite.
I dunno I just find Ladbaby so damn irritating. He can get away with making horrendous music every Christmas because it’s for charity. I’s prefer if he would bugger off. Manchildren are super annoying
LadBaby really is indicative of how shit this country is.
Time to nip over to iTunes and buy The Kunts single then.
“People should buy our record instead because we’re not rude and we’re doing it for charity” If that’s not a virtue signal I don’t know what is.
Id rather have Michael Buble back than this Ladbaby wanker
I saw this with every charity single, but the line “all profits from the single go to x charity”. Note the use of the word profit. So someone is marking money from it somewhere but that’s a cost. Also, if LadBaby’s effort doesn’t go to No.1 do the Trussell Trust not get the profits? Why is he bothered as long as it sells and makes a profit?
Ladbaby and the xfactor has made Christmas number ones a none thing now. Irrelevant.
Does anyone care anymore
Fuck ladbaby. Most of the revenues from his ‘charity’ hit go up his nose.
Anyone can say the song is for charity until they’re blue in the face, but it’s quite obvious this family seek fame and publicity. If they cared about charity that much they’d do something more than put 99p iTunes downloads towards the charity considering the music industry is dominated by Spotify streaming.
They’re like one of those annoying ‘Tik Tokm families who are desperate to go viral by engineering all sorts of ‘funny’ content for
likes and shares only these lot are bullshitting that it’s all selfless and it’s to raise money for
others. Very smart move.
I mean, even if they don’t make money from the sales of the song they’re still getting paid for media appearances, advertisements and getting to make music videos with Ed Sheeran and Elfon John plus have thousands of people around the UK gush over them like celebrities.
If celebrities cared that much they could just quietly donate directly to charity or other good causes and hardly notice the missing money like George Michael often did, and it didn’t come out until after his death. I know George Michael did a lot of visible stuff too but he wasn’t shouting about everything he supported, which suggests to me that he didn’t necessarily always want the attention.
Ladbaby are now rich enough that the only reason they keep doing this is an egotistical desire to be Christmas number one and stay in the spotlight. The guy basically all but said he feels entitled to it by moaning about the competition. He wouldn’t be moaning if it truly was 100% about the food banks.
I don’t even listen to the charts but hope The Kunts do it. I know it’s probably futile because I’ve seen anyone who attacks Ladbaby on Twitter getting swarmed by their bafflingly large fanbase, basically accusing anyone who speaks out against them of being pro-poverty.
I wasn’t going to bother with either but LadBaby just Streisand Effected me with all that shit into buying all of Kunt’s releases tonight in a bid to help push their song more, what a prick.