Where exactly does he think people are crying out for a 2003 Avensis without keys that is definitely going to need work to make usable?
Cracked windscreen too, it has clearly not moved in several years and rather than pay someone to take it away, wants someone to buy it.
He’ll end up paying someone to take it away
I can smell this image
Toyota Avensis moment
He’ll get about 250 for export as it is. People on this thread commenting without knowing how much people get for exporting cars.
I’ll trade you for an anvil and a bucket of pups.
Is it amphibious?
Facebook marketplace is one big scam
Expects 500 for a car that probably hasn’t started in years and can’t even be bothered to clean it. Even a bank robber wouldn’t want this car.
The likes of Daft, DoneDeal etc need to employ AI that can detect if the car or the bedroom (or whatever) in a photo is dirty, so they can block the user from posting the ad.
The amount of scruffy, slovenly cowboys who think they can get away with selling or letting dirty aul shite is ridiculous. If you’re gonna advertise stuff, give it a clean first, ya dirty, smelly bastard.
You just know this posting was preceded by another member of the family yelling, “Get it on DoneDeal to fuck, I am *sick* looking at it,” and then someone grumpily half-assing it from their phone.
Mint
Old toyotas are worth a bit to be harvested for parts especially diesels. It’s worth a few hundred quid for export. Probably will sell to an African sourcer here, who will rip the engine, gearbox and driveshafts out. Then off the bits go in a container with 300 others. Shell will probably be scrapped and weighed in for 100 quid here.
I wish my girl was as dirty as that.
I’ll pay you 5 quid to take the advert down.
Only one correct word in that title : “no”
Freshly pulled outta the canal!
I’m driving an older avensis myself. Bit of a polish would work wonders but no point as it will be disassembled for export. Pity about the keys and the windscreen. Otherwise that car is probably better than half the cars on the road today.
I’ve been offered €1,500 for mine.
“Keys are losts”, filthy Bagginses stoles them…
I seen this last night on Facebook, look through the comments, to one Johnny Shaw. Lad is a good mate of mine and he’s feckin hilarious, his comments are gold every time 🤣🤣
Lucky to get 100 quid for that
If you stick this on Daft you can earn a few grand a week, with 1 family in the front, 1 in the back and another in the boot
“I know what I’ve got”
What an absolute gem of a bargain
Sponge Bob might give a go to this gracious submarine.
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Looks like it was living in a pond
Probably get a 100 for scrap
I’ll give you 4 square bales for it.
For export?
Where exactly does he think people are crying out for a 2003 Avensis without keys that is definitely going to need work to make usable?
Cracked windscreen too, it has clearly not moved in several years and rather than pay someone to take it away, wants someone to buy it.
He’ll end up paying someone to take it away
I can smell this image
Toyota Avensis moment
He’ll get about 250 for export as it is. People on this thread commenting without knowing how much people get for exporting cars.
I’ll trade you for an anvil and a bucket of pups.
Is it amphibious?
Facebook marketplace is one big scam
Expects 500 for a car that probably hasn’t started in years and can’t even be bothered to clean it. Even a bank robber wouldn’t want this car.
The likes of Daft, DoneDeal etc need to employ AI that can detect if the car or the bedroom (or whatever) in a photo is dirty, so they can block the user from posting the ad.
The amount of scruffy, slovenly cowboys who think they can get away with selling or letting dirty aul shite is ridiculous. If you’re gonna advertise stuff, give it a clean first, ya dirty, smelly bastard.
You just know this posting was preceded by another member of the family yelling, “Get it on DoneDeal to fuck, I am *sick* looking at it,” and then someone grumpily half-assing it from their phone.
Mint
Old toyotas are worth a bit to be harvested for parts especially diesels. It’s worth a few hundred quid for export. Probably will sell to an African sourcer here, who will rip the engine, gearbox and driveshafts out. Then off the bits go in a container with 300 others. Shell will probably be scrapped and weighed in for 100 quid here.
I wish my girl was as dirty as that.
I’ll pay you 5 quid to take the advert down.
Only one correct word in that title : “no”
Freshly pulled outta the canal!
I’m driving an older avensis myself. Bit of a polish would work wonders but no point as it will be disassembled for export. Pity about the keys and the windscreen. Otherwise that car is probably better than half the cars on the road today.
I’ve been offered €1,500 for mine.
“Keys are losts”, filthy Bagginses stoles them…
I seen this last night on Facebook, look through the comments, to one Johnny Shaw. Lad is a good mate of mine and he’s feckin hilarious, his comments are gold every time 🤣🤣
Lucky to get 100 quid for that
If you stick this on Daft you can earn a few grand a week, with 1 family in the front, 1 in the back and another in the boot
“I know what I’ve got”
What an absolute gem of a bargain
Sponge Bob might give a go to this gracious submarine.
I’ll Revolut ya €50 for it.