Gene Simmons: Kiss star calls for Stormont restoration

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  1. >Mr Paisley described Simmons as “a real knowledgeable guy” about the history of Parliament. “He’s got a genuine interest both in the history and the theology behind all this stuff
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    >the importance of this building and democracy and …”
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    >Gene Simmons said he had previously visited the Irish Parliament and had wanted to meet the taoiseach (Irish prime minister), but “didn’t quite get there”.
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    >A former sixth grade teacher in New York before Kiss was formed, Simmons said he remembered teaching his pupils about Parliament and Guy Fawkes.
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    >impressed by the “lesson in civility” on show in Parliament between opposing politicians, comparing it favourably to US politics…
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    >If I was called to serve, sure, I would do it, but I would not accept a salary

    This feels like this is a Rick and Morty plot, and I’m kind of nervous that they’re fucking with our reality but… fuck it. Gene Simmons to lead the loyalists. Maybe it’ll be good.

  2. >”I had known about his father of course, legendary Ian senior and what he did for Ireland,” he continued.

    Hmmmmm.

  3. As if the headline wasn’t mad enough the story just makes it weirder “all his father(Ian Paisley) did for Ireland” is a very unusual take on history.

    Is this part of some unionist plot to confuse us? Because it’s working.

  4. Next up Jedward: *”Listen up boys and girls, this Stormont thing needs to be so like totally literally be put back in place”*

  5. I have never backed up so quickly that it gave me Whiplash before.

    2023 continuing the trend of this decade being massively weird.

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