If only he was in a position to do something about it
Jeremy Hunt (Surrey South West, Lib Dem target seat 19) expresses concern that things he is in charge of and promises he made might see him booted out in just over a year.
Oh, our dear Chancellor Jeremy Hunt is concerned about the cost of living crisis? How utterly touching. A little bit like a burglar expressing concern about the increase in neighbourhood crime rate.
The OECD predicts we’ll proudly boast one of the highest inflation rates in the developed world. But don’t worry, the OECD also raised its forecast for our economic growth. So, I suppose we should all just grit our teeth, tighten our belts, and appreciate the “growth” as we empty our wallets for the most basic of needs.
And as for halving inflation by the end of the year – one of Sunak’s five New Year pledges – well, we’re used to empty promises, aren’t we? It’s like trusting a chronic gambler to manage a casino’s cash. Good luck with that, Britain!
We wish to express our concern regarding your crisis and we regret that you feel that way. Kind regards and best wishes for your future. The Management.
Top Tory tip: Don’t buy Beluga caviar, have your staff buy the less expensive Sevruga caviar instead.
He should probably get in touch with the chancellor of the exchequer and ask nicely if he’ll do something
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If only he was in a position to do something about it
Jeremy Hunt (Surrey South West, Lib Dem target seat 19) expresses concern that things he is in charge of and promises he made might see him booted out in just over a year.
Oh, our dear Chancellor Jeremy Hunt is concerned about the cost of living crisis? How utterly touching. A little bit like a burglar expressing concern about the increase in neighbourhood crime rate.
The OECD predicts we’ll proudly boast one of the highest inflation rates in the developed world. But don’t worry, the OECD also raised its forecast for our economic growth. So, I suppose we should all just grit our teeth, tighten our belts, and appreciate the “growth” as we empty our wallets for the most basic of needs.
And as for halving inflation by the end of the year – one of Sunak’s five New Year pledges – well, we’re used to empty promises, aren’t we? It’s like trusting a chronic gambler to manage a casino’s cash. Good luck with that, Britain!
We wish to express our concern regarding your crisis and we regret that you feel that way. Kind regards and best wishes for your future. The Management.
Top Tory tip: Don’t buy Beluga caviar, have your staff buy the less expensive Sevruga caviar instead.
He should probably get in touch with the chancellor of the exchequer and ask nicely if he’ll do something