Ask them on Twitter , they wont be long letting you know
Women are not allowed to have dreams involving willies.
Not. Allowed.
What is the top one, No Glasses or Ham sandwiches. ???
yea these signs are ridiculous like. imagine there was a real emergency on the plane and there was an emergency landing, would they actually ask people to take their glasses, dentures, earrings and shoes off? everyone would end up dead.
No necklaces or earrings
The safety panel on Ryanair planes drives me mad. The graphic designer didn’t align the panels properly and it makes them look like they were put together in powerpoint which possibly they were. It makes my teeth itch. Also looks like the designer couldn’t draw…
No synchronised swimming.
Don’t listen to wimmin?
No original Picasso’s obvs! This is a budget airline.
No glasses, shoes or jewellery
No hoops
No wet whistling?
Dangly earrings
Yeah I never really got those. I an emergency, am I actually expected to take off my glasses and earring?
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Looks like no ear rings.
no mutant ducks
Don’t be lookin’ at peoples earrings.
No platypus porn
No dangling ear rings.
Ask them on Twitter , they wont be long letting you know
Women are not allowed to have dreams involving willies.
Not. Allowed.
What is the top one, No Glasses or Ham sandwiches. ???
yea these signs are ridiculous like. imagine there was a real emergency on the plane and there was an emergency landing, would they actually ask people to take their glasses, dentures, earrings and shoes off? everyone would end up dead.
No necklaces or earrings
The safety panel on Ryanair planes drives me mad. The graphic designer didn’t align the panels properly and it makes them look like they were put together in powerpoint which possibly they were. It makes my teeth itch. Also looks like the designer couldn’t draw…
No synchronised swimming.
Don’t listen to wimmin?
No original Picasso’s obvs! This is a budget airline.
No glasses, shoes or jewellery
No hoops
No wet whistling?
Dangly earrings
Yeah I never really got those. I an emergency, am I actually expected to take off my glasses and earring?