RYANAIR, what is the bottom one?

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1. Looks like no ear rings.

2. no mutant ducks

3. Don’t be lookin’ at peoples earrings.

4. No platypus porn

5. No dangling ear rings.

6. Ask them on Twitter , they wont be long letting you know

7. Women are not allowed to have dreams involving willies.

   Not. Allowed.

8. What is the top one, No Glasses or Ham sandwiches. ???

9. yea these signs are ridiculous like. imagine there was a real emergency on the plane and there was an emergency landing, would they actually ask people to take their glasses, dentures, earrings and shoes off? everyone would end up dead.

10. No necklaces or earrings

11. The safety panel on Ryanair planes drives me mad. The graphic designer didn’t align the panels properly and it makes them look like they were put together in powerpoint which possibly they were. It makes my teeth itch. Also looks like the designer couldn’t draw…

12. No synchronised swimming.

13. Don’t listen to wimmin?

14. No original Picasso’s obvs! This is a budget airline.

15. No glasses, shoes or jewellery

16. No hoops

17. No wet whistling?

18. Dangly earrings

19. Yeah I never really got those. I an emergency, am I actually expected to take off my glasses and earring?