You haven’t mentioned the key controversy which will require major negotiations during unification:
Which Tayto will remain?
Free sTayto or Ulster PlanTayto.
Anyone else lament of the times a packet of taytos was less then 1 euro? Those were the good old days
It’s astonishing we have so many politicians foaming at the mouth recently to want to end our traditional neutrality. Only even a few years ago it would have been unthinkable for politicians to even question it.
Hahaha! Inspired meme-ing.
Based and Tayto-pilled?
NATO=Not always the good guys on the right side of history.
Mr. Tayto=Always on the right side of history.
I was about to make a joke about 8o but then I remembered literally no one in Ireland plays GD…
I think if Northern Tayto and Free Stayto United to become one giant tayto colossus we could get rid of the army and just have this giant tayto man patrolling the island like a cheese and onion flavoured Cúchulainn.
We’d have to draft in a few pint men ready to take the shirts from any backs for when this new Tayto colossus takes his holidays though.
The Russians are only in our waters hoping to stumble upon a few boxes of tayto floating by. There was a big shipment of Tayto, on the way to all the hungry stateside expats who can’t get a decent crisp, that went down off the coast of Kerry.
Some say Putin ordered a strike so he could get his hands on a few bags of smokey bacon (his favourite), but that can’t be confirmed. It’s all very hush hush.
Miggledy is apparently sending Putin a few sharebags from his own personal stash, if he calls off the ships. But with the whole “Ukraine” situation, it’s being kept under wraps.
Don’t ask me how I know all this, but trust me, I do. I have contacts in Big Crisp, who can’t be compromised.
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Nothing neutral about Tayto.
Mr Tayto with his Nazi salutes
You haven’t mentioned the key controversy which will require major negotiations during unification:
Which Tayto will remain?
Free sTayto or Ulster PlanTayto.
Anyone else lament of the times a packet of taytos was less then 1 euro? Those were the good old days
It’s astonishing we have so many politicians foaming at the mouth recently to want to end our traditional neutrality. Only even a few years ago it would have been unthinkable for politicians to even question it.
Hahaha! Inspired meme-ing.
Based and Tayto-pilled?
NATO=Not always the good guys on the right side of history.
Mr. Tayto=Always on the right side of history.
I was about to make a joke about 8o but then I remembered literally no one in Ireland plays GD…
I think if Northern Tayto and Free Stayto United to become one giant tayto colossus we could get rid of the army and just have this giant tayto man patrolling the island like a cheese and onion flavoured Cúchulainn.
We’d have to draft in a few pint men ready to take the shirts from any backs for when this new Tayto colossus takes his holidays though.
The Russians are only in our waters hoping to stumble upon a few boxes of tayto floating by. There was a big shipment of Tayto, on the way to all the hungry stateside expats who can’t get a decent crisp, that went down off the coast of Kerry.
Some say Putin ordered a strike so he could get his hands on a few bags of smokey bacon (his favourite), but that can’t be confirmed. It’s all very hush hush.
Miggledy is apparently sending Putin a few sharebags from his own personal stash, if he calls off the ships. But with the whole “Ukraine” situation, it’s being kept under wraps.
Don’t ask me how I know all this, but trust me, I do. I have contacts in Big Crisp, who can’t be compromised.