Meanwhile in Louth…

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1. Leave a load of tennis rackets around to swat the ever living shite out of them. They’re basically hooligans now. They seem to be getting bigger as well.

2. Shanks on the radio. 🙄 Kilgarvan has the Healy-Raes; Drogheda has the Godfreys.

3. It’s good that the seagulls are prepared to discuss it.

4. 

   Leave them be!

5. Gulls flock to where food is easily available to them. They don’t start out raiding bins and robbing people, they come firstly because the streets are covered in discarded food or the bins are left full and festering. Then when their population explodes is when they start tearing open bin bags and snatching food from people’s hands cos there’s not enough waste food for all of them.

   Clean up your town and the gulls will fuck off to some other filthy place where there’s easier pickings. Like Dundalk. But I guarantee this won’t be the chosen solution because it involves the general public having to change their ways and stop littering and treating their town streets like an open skip. So the Corporation will come up with some expensive ‘solution’ that either doesn’t work at all or causes more unforeseen problems in the future. Calling it now.

6. Unvetted fighting age gangs of seagulls , flying around taking our jobs

7. Fucking shoot that bastards

8. If people weren’t so filthy and county councils had more bins instead of removing them, this would be less of an issue.

9. I wonder what Dolores in fair City thinks of this

10. ‘I kicked a gull and I liked it’*

    ( I didn’t really , I don’t want to piss them off).

11. It was a sight to behold when their primary sources of food ran dry during the first lockdown. The bins were empty and there was nobody around to mug for their lunch.

    Often saw a decapitated pigeon with a gull happily munching away at what remained. Really added to the end of days feel at the time.

    Odd sensation feeling pity for pigeons.

12. Drogheda seagulls have been on a steady diet of garlic cheese chips and burgers for years now. Fucking massive bastards they are, size of a small child

13. My mother is still traumatised from the time she watched two seagulls tear another bird to pieces outside her hospital window. Merciless marauding bastards they are.