I couldn’t give two shits what she thinks ot be quite truthful. She’s a nasty piece of work who fucked the economy.
Say what you want about Truss, but you have to admire her balls/complete lack of shame. If I were her, I’d have changed my name and moved to Mexico before the Daily Stars intern had binned the lettuce.
I mean the easiest way of showing who is boss is not to lose to the lettuce! It only became funny when she lost to the lettuce, nobody would remember it otherwise
Own it, Liz. Make a joke out of it. You’re not going to win any fans by whining about it
The Lettuce should be Prime Minister, but the brexiteers won’t allow it Cos it voted Romaine.
I hope she feels even a single percentage of the shame and embarrassment any normal person would in her shoes. The fact that she is still attempting a public life suggests otherwise but I remain hopeful
In other news; water is wet. What possible reaction would she have to being unfavourably compared to a vegetable? It’s completely *fair and reasonable* to compare her to a vegetable, but she’s not going to like it. That’s the point.
I want to see the impact of introducing a Mini-Lettuce.
You should hear what the lettuce had to say about the comparison.
So far there’s a xxx 4 chan thread dedicated to her that’s lasted nearly 6 times as long as her premiership. I wonder if she dislikes that as much as the lettuce.
What’s puerile Liz, is that the decisions you made to benefit a select group of individuals and powerful families, likely cost thousands of people their lives. In the grand scheme of things, this lettuce is just accurate and it’s you that is a puerile wet lettuce.
The problem is, these people are just “style” no substance. All the female Tory leaders spend too much of their time trying to be Thatcher and the male Tory spends too much of their time indulging and enabling that fantasy. It’s like watching a religious cult, desperate hoping their messiah will one day return.
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Well, she should have performed better than the lettuce then
The Star: will it be astute political satire or trashy horoscopes? Harder to tell these days, but regardless, whoever came up with the lettuce thing deserves a promotion.
Are there any politicians who wouldn’t lose to a lettuce or a wet paper bag?
How dare she masquerade under the pretense of relevancy!
(And no, this isn’t going to distract us from the party gate thing, and yes, it’s been going on too long anyway)
Well, she should have thought of that before going ahead with what all the experts were telling her that she shouldn’t do.
My favourite thing out of this is the new unit if time called “a truss” being a period of exactly 7 weeks, or 49 days.
No shit. Next we will fin out that Guy Fawkes is not a big fan of effigies. It was not meant to be complimentary, it was meant to highlight how inept she was. She should have seen it as a sign to try and do a better job.
Hilarious.
Also surprising she is putting this out there given the entire strategy of pretending that she didn’t happen and shut up about it given how fucking wild it is she was made PM and what happened.
I learn more about her all the time though, she may be a sub but she’s not into humiliation.
Ok, but now can we hear the lettuces opinion on Liz Truss?
You know what else isn’t funny, Liz? A 2.5pp increase in mortgage rates.
The lettuce would have done less damage to the economy
Well I’m not a fan of completely trashed economies but I guess we just both have to deal with it, Liz.
Britain’s worst PM is history plumbing new depths by being jealous of salad.
I mean… be less shit then? It’s really not hard to outdo a lettuce.
This woman broke Englands economy and tried to give the wealthy and her boss in Big Oil tax cuts, she did nothing for its people, and was not even *elected* by the people. As far as I’m concerned, if you look up “cunt” in the English dictionary she sits there right next to “Boris Fuck you in your fat ass Johnson.”
I wonder if she is accepting the £115,000 stipend for life for a ex prime minister.
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I couldn’t give two shits what she thinks ot be quite truthful. She’s a nasty piece of work who fucked the economy.
Say what you want about Truss, but you have to admire her balls/complete lack of shame. If I were her, I’d have changed my name and moved to Mexico before the Daily Stars intern had binned the lettuce.
I mean the easiest way of showing who is boss is not to lose to the lettuce! It only became funny when she lost to the lettuce, nobody would remember it otherwise
Own it, Liz. Make a joke out of it. You’re not going to win any fans by whining about it
The Lettuce should be Prime Minister, but the brexiteers won’t allow it Cos it voted Romaine.
I hope she feels even a single percentage of the shame and embarrassment any normal person would in her shoes. The fact that she is still attempting a public life suggests otherwise but I remain hopeful
In other news; water is wet. What possible reaction would she have to being unfavourably compared to a vegetable? It’s completely *fair and reasonable* to compare her to a vegetable, but she’s not going to like it. That’s the point.
I want to see the impact of introducing a Mini-Lettuce.
You should hear what the lettuce had to say about the comparison.
So far there’s a xxx 4 chan thread dedicated to her that’s lasted nearly 6 times as long as her premiership. I wonder if she dislikes that as much as the lettuce.
What’s puerile Liz, is that the decisions you made to benefit a select group of individuals and powerful families, likely cost thousands of people their lives. In the grand scheme of things, this lettuce is just accurate and it’s you that is a puerile wet lettuce.
The problem is, these people are just “style” no substance. All the female Tory leaders spend too much of their time trying to be Thatcher and the male Tory spends too much of their time indulging and enabling that fantasy. It’s like watching a religious cult, desperate hoping their messiah will one day return.
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Well, she should have performed better than the lettuce then
The Star: will it be astute political satire or trashy horoscopes? Harder to tell these days, but regardless, whoever came up with the lettuce thing deserves a promotion.
Are there any politicians who wouldn’t lose to a lettuce or a wet paper bag?
How dare she masquerade under the pretense of relevancy!
(And no, this isn’t going to distract us from the party gate thing, and yes, it’s been going on too long anyway)
Well, she should have thought of that before going ahead with what all the experts were telling her that she shouldn’t do.
My favourite thing out of this is the new unit if time called “a truss” being a period of exactly 7 weeks, or 49 days.
No shit. Next we will fin out that Guy Fawkes is not a big fan of effigies. It was not meant to be complimentary, it was meant to highlight how inept she was. She should have seen it as a sign to try and do a better job.
Hilarious.
Also surprising she is putting this out there given the entire strategy of pretending that she didn’t happen and shut up about it given how fucking wild it is she was made PM and what happened.
I learn more about her all the time though, she may be a sub but she’s not into humiliation.
Ok, but now can we hear the lettuces opinion on Liz Truss?
You know what else isn’t funny, Liz? A 2.5pp increase in mortgage rates.
The lettuce would have done less damage to the economy
Well I’m not a fan of completely trashed economies but I guess we just both have to deal with it, Liz.
Britain’s worst PM is history plumbing new depths by being jealous of salad.
I mean… be less shit then? It’s really not hard to outdo a lettuce.
This woman broke Englands economy and tried to give the wealthy and her boss in Big Oil tax cuts, she did nothing for its people, and was not even *elected* by the people. As far as I’m concerned, if you look up “cunt” in the English dictionary she sits there right next to “Boris Fuck you in your fat ass Johnson.”
I wonder if she is accepting the £115,000 stipend for life for a ex prime minister.
https://www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/article/explainer/former-prime-ministers-what-support-do-they-get-state