Damien Duff: ‘I was shocked and saddened that Scott chose a villa in Mallorca full of beautiful, single women over myself, the staff and players’

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  1. The puns for Ian Sterling write themselves.

    “She’ll be in *safe hands* with Scott”.

    “She won’t want to let him go, he’s a *keeper*”.

    Aaaaand so on.

  2. He’ll go in and impress the girls with the idea of being a professional footballer and then they get home and jump into a 12 year old Nissan micra. “No its the Irish premier”

  3. I don’t follow football, why is he not playing for Shels now? Was it a choice between this and football or am I not understanding the article

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