I would ‘accidentally’ spill my wine on his wallpaper
Earlier: this can’t be considered a party, there was no alcohol.
Now: ignore the alcohol, that doesn’t make this a party.
I’d pay good money to be in the timeline where the revolution begins at a Darts Championship
Why do all the darts fans have pieces of paper and pens on them? I’m not familiar with darts, are they given branded paper to write stuff on?
Darts has a great spectator atmosphere.
Bunch of fat old men cheered in with boxing-esque entrances and it feels like a Saturday night in the pub.
As opposed to the new covid hotspot of the UK.
As much as I’m here for the Boris hate, they need to broaden that out to the Tory party as well. If not they are just enabling them to kick out Boris and carry on regardless.
This isn’t that funny. The wine and cheese joke had already been done to death by Monday after someone decided to repeat it in every single meeting at work.
Found the scriptwriters for Mrs Brown’s Boys
I understand there is no violence between fans in this sport. Coool, if not mistaken.
I assume the title is sarcastic? Literally copying his excuse onto some paper = funny?
Free 50 quid bet offer if your name is Boris?
This is the dreaded ‘cut-through’ political spinners fear. Scandals come and go, usually with the news cycle. But when Ant and Dec start making jokes and it’s on the darts, it’s out there in the wild – part of the public conscious.
Can we have signs that say Boris Johnson is Still A Fucking Cunt… please.
Yes, so original
~~maybe on mobile`~
This has got me watching old 80s darts matches on YouTube now, it’s kinda fun. I’ve gone on darts watching sprees before, when I’ve felt nostalgic for things I never experienced. It’s got a little bit of… I don’t know, comfortable history about it. A sense of what I might’ve enjoyed, if I were me 30-40 years ago.
I can’t imagine seeing these and thinking they are funny. I think I’d rather be dead
If you’re going to that darts like that. Are you really in a position to criticize? It’s a bit pot kettle is it not?
People will probably forget about it before the next election unless they trigger one early.
I respect the grammar.
Great advertising for William Hill
As if it would have been better if it was a ‘business’ meeting. No business should have direct links to influence the PM
Best Darts one I saw was when there was a guy in the audience who looks likes Jesus. Whole crowd kept chanting “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus”
Players asked for him to be removed because the chanting was getting a bit too much for them to concentrate…. As he was being removed the crowd just went wild. Makes me laugh every time
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I would ‘accidentally’ spill my wine on his wallpaper
Earlier: this can’t be considered a party, there was no alcohol.
Now: ignore the alcohol, that doesn’t make this a party.
I’d pay good money to be in the timeline where the revolution begins at a Darts Championship
Why do all the darts fans have pieces of paper and pens on them? I’m not familiar with darts, are they given branded paper to write stuff on?
Darts has a great spectator atmosphere.
Bunch of fat old men cheered in with boxing-esque entrances and it feels like a Saturday night in the pub.
As opposed to the new covid hotspot of the UK.
As much as I’m here for the Boris hate, they need to broaden that out to the Tory party as well. If not they are just enabling them to kick out Boris and carry on regardless.
This isn’t that funny. The wine and cheese joke had already been done to death by Monday after someone decided to repeat it in every single meeting at work.
Found the scriptwriters for Mrs Brown’s Boys
I understand there is no violence between fans in this sport. Coool, if not mistaken.
I assume the title is sarcastic? Literally copying his excuse onto some paper = funny?
Free 50 quid bet offer if your name is Boris?
This is the dreaded ‘cut-through’ political spinners fear. Scandals come and go, usually with the news cycle. But when Ant and Dec start making jokes and it’s on the darts, it’s out there in the wild – part of the public conscious.
This is duck island. Boris is fucked!
Still not as funny as the guy who dressed up as [Diane Abbott](https://i.imgur.com/133BpsR.png)
Can we have signs that say Boris Johnson is Still A Fucking Cunt… please.
Yes, so original
~~maybe on mobile`~
This has got me watching old 80s darts matches on YouTube now, it’s kinda fun. I’ve gone on darts watching sprees before, when I’ve felt nostalgic for things I never experienced. It’s got a little bit of… I don’t know, comfortable history about it. A sense of what I might’ve enjoyed, if I were me 30-40 years ago.
I can’t imagine seeing these and thinking they are funny. I think I’d rather be dead
If you’re going to that darts like that. Are you really in a position to criticize? It’s a bit pot kettle is it not?
People will probably forget about it before the next election unless they trigger one early.
I respect the grammar.
Great advertising for William Hill
As if it would have been better if it was a ‘business’ meeting. No business should have direct links to influence the PM
Best Darts one I saw was when there was a guy in the audience who looks likes Jesus. Whole crowd kept chanting “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus”
Players asked for him to be removed because the chanting was getting a bit too much for them to concentrate…. As he was being removed the crowd just went wild. Makes me laugh every time
Edit: found it!
https://youtu.be/N3gFSGE5uDI