“Got the next best thing.. fancy a game of Go Fish?”
they left out the lube Oh well hand sanitiser it is then
I was just going to buy a pack of cards for the game later and a vibrating sex toy in case anything happens.
Put your camera away when you are in the pub jacks 🤦♂️
Has anyone ever seen one of these machines actually working?
Well, ya never know when a random anonymous poker sex party will break out. It’s called being prepared.
Is strip poker **that** common these days?
€10 for a pack of cards, bottle of hand sanitiser and a vibrating cock ring is pretty good value to be fair, what with the cost of living crisis and all.
Can someone make a matrix joke regarding the blue pills? I’m to drained
“Shoot, a fella could have a good weekend in vegas with all that stuff”
You take the blue pill… the party starts, you wake up in your bed as hard as you want to be. You take the red pill… you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
€24 for the best night of your life
Can I ride you if I sanitise my hands, wear a face mask and guess which card you picked?
I tried putting money in for that vibrating ring like 3 times as a 14 year old and got robbed every time never got one
Not a fiver for 1 condom surely? That’s a bit steep. But six euro for the ring is great value
Wait, why do the Blue condoms have “Fertility” as a feature?
Hmm….I could by a Johnny or a pint for the same price….Pint it is! Fingers crossed lads! 🤞
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“Here, did you get a condom?’
“Got the next best thing.. fancy a game of Go Fish?”
they left out the lube Oh well hand sanitiser it is then
I was just going to buy a pack of cards for the game later and a vibrating sex toy in case anything happens.
Put your camera away when you are in the pub jacks 🤦♂️
Has anyone ever seen one of these machines actually working?
Well, ya never know when a random anonymous poker sex party will break out. It’s called being prepared.
Is strip poker **that** common these days?
€10 for a pack of cards, bottle of hand sanitiser and a vibrating cock ring is pretty good value to be fair, what with the cost of living crisis and all.
Can someone make a matrix joke regarding the blue pills? I’m to drained
“Shoot, a fella could have a good weekend in vegas with all that stuff”
You take the blue pill… the party starts, you wake up in your bed as hard as you want to be. You take the red pill… you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
€24 for the best night of your life
Can I ride you if I sanitise my hands, wear a face mask and guess which card you picked?
I tried putting money in for that vibrating ring like 3 times as a 14 year old and got robbed every time never got one
Not a fiver for 1 condom surely? That’s a bit steep. But six euro for the ring is great value
Wait, why do the Blue condoms have “Fertility” as a feature?
Hmm….I could by a Johnny or a pint for the same price….Pint it is! Fingers crossed lads! 🤞