Remember that garden spider? His nephew just moved in. Time to burn the house for real

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  1. These guys are cool. They don’t bother you, certainly don’t bite, and help clean up pests.

  2. Oh they’re harmless, I used to grab these all the time to put em on top of wardrobes and cabinets so I wouldn’t step on em

  3. Where’s the banana for scale?

    I quickly googled it and this came to my interest:

    “Familie Zoropsidae; Middelgrote tot zeer grote spinnen, die sterk doen denken aan Wolfspinnen. Deze van oorspong Mediterrane soorten zijn nachtelijke jagers.

    Lichaamslengte: ♀ 10 – 19mm, ♂ 10 – 13mm.”

    Looks way bigger on your photo and 10 – 19 mm doesn’t make me think of a medium to very large spider.

    disclaimer: I know nothing about spiders

  4. Had one next to my bed last week. The Guy was as big as my stopcontact. Normally not afraid of spiders but seeing this guy( went to the bedroom in the dark, only using flash light and saw the reflection of its eyes) made me jump a little…

  5. What the absolute fucking fuck is this and why does it live in Belgium???? I hope to never ever encounter one of these or I might actually die on the spot. What. Even. Just NO.

    Also, this needs some type of tag where it’s blurred out at first. Nothing as scary then scrolling on Reddit and suddenly this fucker pops on your screen, only inches from your face. Goddammit.

  6. Where you live? I’ll swing by with the homemade flamethrower. THEY DON’T CALL ME PYRO THE CHEF FOR NOTHING MWHAHAHAHAHAA

  7. regular house spider?

    yea, i love what spiders do (eat insects and feed birds) but those spiders i find a bit too big for comfort.

  8. zag een grote spin gisteren boven op de slaapkamer, heb hem beneden gebracht in de garage, volgende dag zat hij weer boven, heb hem dan maar buiten gezet, was ook zoiets als dit. Ach spinnen in belgie doen niks , een hooiwagen laat ik zelfs maar zoiets wil ik toch niet rond mijn bed

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