Among 6 hours of cringe faux despair, this was probably the worst of it. It’s like a line written by Bono after he’s had a bottle of whiskey

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1. That can’t be a real quote lol

2. Affect*

   You’d think a journalist of Richard’s calibre would know that.

3. What a deluded cunt.

   He came off, like he always has, as the typical condescending South Dublin wanker. He’s had everything in his career given to him on a plate because of family connections and it’s been a dumpster fire from start to finish.

   This is, hopefully, a fitting end to his career: Crashing, burning and being a smug prick.

4. “My soul identifies as part of the squeezed middle”

5. I just thought to myself, ‘God, Bono catching a stray here!’

   Then I remembered he actually penned the lyric ‘RefuJesus’. Go all in.

6. Bitterness is gas

7. Reptilian

8. affect

9. I hope he really is cancelled

   There was no name on those invoices because he didn’t want his name on them