Note saying 4×4 owners get free ‘NHS penis enlargement therapy’ on car

by ellisellisrocks

10 comments
  1. Most people that drive these cars do normally appear to be compensating for something.

    Who ever is putting these on people’s windscreens are absolutely based.

  2. I love this. I know it’s childish, but I haven’t met a driver of one of those who isn’t compensating for something…

  3. I’ve never understood the 4×4/certain type of large car = small dick joke. Like, I genuinely don’t get it and don’t like to ask if someone says it.

    It just doesn’t make sense to me. The only bit I get is that some 4×4 owners are selfish and pushy, but I don’t get the dick link, so to speak?

  4. That an actual newspaper thought this a story worth printing is the real news.

  5. I know a couple of people with them and they like them because they are very comfortable, especially over potholes and speed bumps etc. They are also high up so have good visibility and generally have good space for a family car.

    Personally I don’t like driving them, but some people do.

  6. I mean… if it’s free 😂

    Also, dude finds that note and the first thing he does is phone up the daily mail??

  7. I’ve never been in a 4×4 with someone who doesn’t cross lanes on every turning/roundabout that when called out on it “Well its a big car!”… uh, no you’ve just got a superiority complex and expect everyone around you to compensate for your lazy driving.

    They also have small penises.

  8. Pure jealousy. 4x4s are great for road trips and I’d never go back to a smaller car.

  9. These cars are a cancer and everyone who drives one (apart from maybe a handful of farmers) deserves ridicule. They are more deadly to other road users in accidents, kill more pedestrians, pollute more from the exhaust and from the wheels and increase congestion. The only “benefit” is that the selfish moron driving it has a lower chance of being killed in a crash.

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