On occasion, something sensible may still be heard from the Kremlin, it seems.
They need that line open so they can try a new blackmail each week to get the “Not affecting us” sanctions removed.
It’s their only hope to end the war in favor for them. So obviously they will never cut the dialogue.
Oh good, how else are we going to hear from them every day that they consider someone sneezing as a nuclear threat?
Good. Even at the height of the Cold War there was still a link between the Kremlin and the Oval Office. Without it, we probably wouldn’t be here right now.
It would be interesting as fuck to see the intelligence we’re giving Ukraine.
TOP SECRET.
Intelligence update on trench #69420:
Ivan #42069 had rat hair and bones in his poo this morning. We’re not sure if this means that food supplies are dwindling, or if Ivan #42069 and his comrades are just enjoying delicacies from home.
And on the other side their official propaganda channels still threaten us with nuclear annihilation and war every 2 weeks.
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On occasion, something sensible may still be heard from the Kremlin, it seems.
They need that line open so they can try a new blackmail each week to get the “Not affecting us” sanctions removed.
It’s their only hope to end the war in favor for them. So obviously they will never cut the dialogue.
Oh good, how else are we going to hear from them every day that they consider someone sneezing as a nuclear threat?
Good. Even at the height of the Cold War there was still a link between the Kremlin and the Oval Office. Without it, we probably wouldn’t be here right now.
It would be interesting as fuck to see the intelligence we’re giving Ukraine.
TOP SECRET.
Intelligence update on trench #69420:
Ivan #42069 had rat hair and bones in his poo this morning. We’re not sure if this means that food supplies are dwindling, or if Ivan #42069 and his comrades are just enjoying delicacies from home.
And on the other side their official propaganda channels still threaten us with nuclear annihilation and war every 2 weeks.
I can agree with them on this