National Party Statement. Alleged Theft of Gold.

20 comments

1. I believe that “ROFL” is the only suitable comment here.

2. Like a shitty Night of the Long Knives if true

3. comedy gold?

4. “Sin ordú. ”

   Hah what a fascist creep. I hope that gold is long gone and ends up funding holocaust research or something.

5. If you lay down with dogs ….

6. Brilliant. Racist leprechauns on the loose with the gold. Hopefully this will be the catalyst of an implosion of their fascist clique.

7. Fucking lol

   

8. Suppose if your gonna have old world values may as well also have good heists and all the other fun things you could do in the past.

9. Haaaaaaaaaa

10. Outstanding.

    Reynolds and Conroy are most likely scumbags in their own right but this is evidence that all these fuckers only care about money.

11. Pretty sure their insurance only covers actual gold, not imaginary gold.

12. LMAOOO get fucked

13. The pot of gold is missing.

14. Nazi gold gone missing. Crazy bitta business

15. Cmon now Justin, I thought heat makes iron into steel and all that. Adolf didn’t go crying to the Guards when somebody stole his couple of tinechee ingot bars off the web. Being a shop lifter yourself, could you not spot a couple of tea leafs.

16. Heat makes iron good for pressing shirts.

17. Attempted putsch failed

18. Did George Orwell write this? It sounds like something straight out of the middle of _Animal Farm._

19. Hopefully a pile of racist homophobes lost money donating so that their leaders could buy gold, to save us from something about a cashless society.

20. Good Lord it actually reads like it could have been written by Hitler in April 1945.

    Looking at their twitters, [you find yourself wondering if they’re all going to suddenly announce the whole thing was a joke that went too far](https://twitter.com/RebBarrettNP/status/1681994117377675266)