National Party reports ‘large’ gold theft in Dublin

by PythagorasJones

12 comments
  1. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of fellas.

  2. I’m curious how or why a small party has 6 figures in gold hanging around.

  3. I’m not being funny but I’d never even heard of the National Party!!!

    Life in my cave clearly has its advantages.

  4. Why did they have their reserves in Gold
    Also how much does a bank deposit box cost?

  5. Well, that’s what happens when you believe your own nonsense about the “danger” that is the Euro in a bank account…..

  6. National Party: “I bet it was those dirty foreign immigrants! Coming over here and stealing all our Nazi gold. Don’t they know how hard it was to carve the swastikas in to each bar. We only had one guy who knows how too draw them the right way. It took us ages to get them looking just right.”

  7. Party led by leprechaun upset that someone stole their pot of gold. Brilliant!

  8. This is clearly the work of the Burke family:

    * They have massive legal bills.
    * Paying with Gold Bars is exactly the kind of awkward mixed with pseudo-virtue they trade in.
    * They wouldn’t like someone stealing their thunder.

    I rest your case My Honour

  9. Very strange that the National Party (which doesn’t qualify for public funding) has that sort of money just sitting around in gold.

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