Zelenskyy advises Russians leave Crimea while Kerch Bridge is somehow still functioning

by carnifexus

7 comments
  1. Nice way of saying that shit won’t be up much longer. Hope they do level it.

  2. He is preparing the missiles with custom-painted and accurate anatomically Zelensky dick livery.

  3. He asked them the 5th time? They had enough time and chances.

  4. He should say “If you plan to leave Crimea by bridge within the next few weeks, I strongly suggest that you do so by day, not by night.”

    That should scare them.

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