Well, options for a day out can be limited in Plymouth…
“Do your bit to help the local cost of living crisis – throw yourself into the fire! Your body could heat a pensioner’s house for 2 whole days. Hurt? Well, it’s pain subjective.”
with apologies to C4 and The British Miracle Meat
OK, I understand that the tories can’t kill us fast enough but this is a bit blasé
Toey Council meeting:
Member 1. “We have far too many poor people in Plymouth. Ideas?”
Member 2.”BURN THE FUCKERS!”
Member 1. “How the hell do we do that, we can’t just napalm the poor areas.”
Member 2. “Invite them to the incinerator, tell them it’s a Fun Day for the entire family.”
Member 1. “Genius!”
Member 2. “Thanks, I got the inspiration from a war movie…”
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Well, options for a day out can be limited in Plymouth…
“Do your bit to help the local cost of living crisis – throw yourself into the fire! Your body could heat a pensioner’s house for 2 whole days. Hurt? Well, it’s pain subjective.”
with apologies to C4 and The British Miracle Meat
OK, I understand that the tories can’t kill us fast enough but this is a bit blasé
Toey Council meeting:
Member 1. “We have far too many poor people in Plymouth. Ideas?”
Member 2.”BURN THE FUCKERS!”
Member 1. “How the hell do we do that, we can’t just napalm the poor areas.”
Member 2. “Invite them to the incinerator, tell them it’s a Fun Day for the entire family.”
Member 1. “Genius!”
Member 2. “Thanks, I got the inspiration from a war movie…”