Typical Cyprus, one minute you’re looking for the relevant government office to give you a halloumi license, enter the wrong door and BAM! Some hairy greasy mfer named McPampos is your pimp daddy now tells you to go to soustou street and let people play with your holes for money otherwise he will smash you on the floor like an octopus.
I fear that it might not be an error
Luckily I live at the other end of the island.
A funny one I saw said:
“Sitting is prohibited here”
“This is not a nice place to sit”
I see you have found my residence. Please take your pipis out and join me in beating our meat.
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Fkin cracked me up mate
Typical Cyprus, one minute you’re looking for the relevant government office to give you a halloumi license, enter the wrong door and BAM! Some hairy greasy mfer named McPampos is your pimp daddy now tells you to go to soustou street and let people play with your holes for money otherwise he will smash you on the floor like an octopus.
I fear that it might not be an error
Luckily I live at the other end of the island.
A funny one I saw said:
“Sitting is prohibited here”
“This is not a nice place to sit”
I see you have found my residence. Please take your pipis out and join me in beating our meat.
I love Cyprus!