What is the penalty for the crime I am about to commit? Tags:ireland 27 comments Diarrhoea The botttle is Guinness but the drink isnt so nobody cares At least you didn’t ask about the surger. I think most will let you away with it cos of that 😄 Stepping on a lego Disappointment Not ideal but the important thing is you have the drink right. 12 hail Marys No widget in the can Being forced to listen to Christmas songs every waking hour for one calendar year. Try put it through one of the nitrosurge devices, you won’t regret it. You might get burned for witchcraft, but trust me, it’s 100% worth. Do you know where I can get one of these glasses please? Would really appreciate it You must remove your trousers and sit forcefully onto the empty can. No Clonakilty black pudding or Barry’s tea for 6 months. I for one have nodded my head in disapproval , so there! stop right there criminal scum! Confession, bless me father, but I have sinned …… Death senstence It’s forgivable. Beamish don’t have the same range of merch. Now if it were a spot glass on the other hand…… We will lock you up in cork with that horse piss of a can You have to drink Beamish. Da Cheek A Yew! Yew Dirty Barsteward! Death by bongawonga Death by firing squad Herpes. Do you see a glass and one can or a glass and Toucan ? A pint of Murphys Depends what pronouns you choose. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Try put it through one of the nitrosurge devices, you won’t regret it. You might get burned for witchcraft, but trust me, it’s 100% worth.
It’s forgivable. Beamish don’t have the same range of merch. Now if it were a spot glass on the other hand……
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Diarrhoea
The botttle is Guinness but the drink isnt so nobody cares
At least you didn’t ask about the surger. I think most will let you away with it cos of that 😄
Stepping on a lego
Disappointment
Not ideal but the important thing is you have the drink right.
12 hail Marys
No widget in the can
Being forced to listen to Christmas songs every waking hour for one calendar year.
Try put it through one of the nitrosurge devices, you won’t regret it.
You might get burned for witchcraft, but trust me, it’s 100% worth.
Do you know where I can get one of these glasses please? Would really appreciate it
You must remove your trousers and sit forcefully onto the empty can.
No Clonakilty black pudding or Barry’s tea for 6 months.
I for one have nodded my head in disapproval , so there!
stop right there criminal scum!
Confession, bless me father, but I have sinned ……
Death senstence
It’s forgivable. Beamish don’t have the same range of merch.
Now if it were a spot glass on the other hand……
We will lock you up in cork with that horse piss of a can
You have to drink Beamish.
Da Cheek A Yew! Yew Dirty Barsteward!
Death by bongawonga
Death by firing squad
Herpes.
Do you see a glass and one can or a glass and Toucan ?
A pint of Murphys
Depends what pronouns you choose.