Let’s make procuring your TP as awkward, painful, inconvenient and as down right rage inducing as possible!
by kevo998
Let’s make procuring your TP as awkward, painful, inconvenient and as down right rage inducing as possible!
by kevo998
9 comments
Eat more fibre.
We live in Louisiana and I’ve never seen toilet paper dispensed like that!
Interesting, we have to pull through a tight sphincter in order to wipe our tight sphincter.
They always remind me of nipple tassles.
What’s worse is when it tears inside the dispenser
These monstrosities are specifically designed as a cost saving measure. You can’t rob an entire roll (well you could but it would take hours) and you usually wouldn’t be bothered wasting it either since it takes so much effort to extract.
They’re up there with the highly tensioned rolls that allow one square at a time as well.
Designed by a miserable penny pinching bastard for penny pinching bastards who don’t want to spend a cent more than they have to to allow you to wipe your hole at their premises.
Some dickhead in a management position decides to remove the old normal ones and gets these installed and says he “saved 30% on toilet paper usage” and pretends it’s a big cost saving win and environmental wise he pretty much stopped climate change by getting these in
We need the old Roman technique of a sponge on a stick sitting in a bucket of vinegar.