My SO and I started laughing in separate rooms when we saw the notification. Funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
As much as I absolutely loathe Johnson this is a smart move politically. She’s one of his main rivals for the top job and also pretty much a moron. So he’s given her a complex high profile job where she’s expected to deliver but has next to zero chance of doing so.
He’s setting her up to fail.
Oh they’ve pulled out their best now. The EU will be quaking in their boots.
Now can someone call me an ambulance, I think I’ve ruptured a kidney laughing.
I think I’m clinging on to sanity with my fingernails now. It’s all like a terrible nightmare from which I can’t wake.
Is the country this devoid of talent, shes another one that comes across as a hopeless moron.
And she’ll use her tank to do so! Or just proceed to fuck it up even more and Boris gets to sack her thus eliminating someone who he views as a threat.
Hahaha. Oh wait, you’re serious?! Let me laugh even harder.
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa. This govt is such a joke.
Is she stepping down from her current post as minister for women and equalities? Please for the love of god tell me she is.
Guaranteed:
‘I’ve got us exactly the same deal as when we were in the EU but actually a lot worse, which I see as a win’.
Bwahaha.
I know this sub frowns upon short comments so here’s some spam to make it up, there isn’t much more to say though.
I’m not entirely sure if this is a downgrade or whether we’ve just replaced like for like.
Liz Truss knows a disgrace when she sees one, so hopefully this is not lost on her. Brexit negotiations are still doomed, she might just make it so they are over a little bit quicker.
So on her pervious “successes”
We will be copying and pasting the single market in to a new trade deal, minus some areas where the EU gains and she will be proclaiming it as a great success, as we can now sell Richmond sausages to the Germans!
The press will just repeat it as great, the Brexit voters will lap it up without reading it and it will be +6 Con
What she’s done in the equalities office is fucking terrifying, I’m glad she has new responsibilities to distract her from further eroding trans rights.
You could literally had shoved the moment she got announced on one of those meme videos playing roundabout with a “to be continued”
I know what we all think of Ms Truss, but i still quite fancy her! She is my wierd crush
She has 4 years total experience in finance and trade. I wish I could land a high profile job with 4 years experience.
Unless she has selected a superb team of negotiators and strategists to assist her we are screwed.
Holy shit!
Someone call the EU quick!
Just tell them to give her a deal saying “Brexit never happened” with a bit at the bottom for her to sign in crayon or something!
Hope the EU have a laser pen for her to chase the dot about.
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Well, it was a good run while it lasted. Now we’re definitely fucked.
British pork and cheese for everyone!
(We are so very fucked…)
It literally doesn’t matter what they do anymore, its all bad replacing bad.
There is not a single bit of positive Tory news
So they’ve finally admitted that Brexit was a shit idea then.
Putting that fucking dunce in charge of running a bath is dangerous enough, and they know it.
This way, she can’t cause any more damage…it’s already been done.
[For the uninitiated, this lady will be our new Brexit Minister.](https://youtu.be/uhBtilyGWPo)
My SO and I started laughing in separate rooms when we saw the notification. Funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
As much as I absolutely loathe Johnson this is a smart move politically. She’s one of his main rivals for the top job and also pretty much a moron. So he’s given her a complex high profile job where she’s expected to deliver but has next to zero chance of doing so.
He’s setting her up to fail.
Oh they’ve pulled out their best now. The EU will be quaking in their boots.
Now can someone call me an ambulance, I think I’ve ruptured a kidney laughing.
I think I’m clinging on to sanity with my fingernails now. It’s all like a terrible nightmare from which I can’t wake.
Is the country this devoid of talent, shes another one that comes across as a hopeless moron.
And she’ll use her tank to do so! Or just proceed to fuck it up even more and Boris gets to sack her thus eliminating someone who he views as a threat.
Hahaha. Oh wait, you’re serious?! Let me laugh even harder.
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa. This govt is such a joke.
Is she stepping down from her current post as minister for women and equalities? Please for the love of god tell me she is.
Guaranteed:
‘I’ve got us exactly the same deal as when we were in the EU but actually a lot worse, which I see as a win’.
Bwahaha.
I know this sub frowns upon short comments so here’s some spam to make it up, there isn’t much more to say though.
I’m not entirely sure if this is a downgrade or whether we’ve just replaced like for like.
Liz Truss knows a disgrace when she sees one, so hopefully this is not lost on her. Brexit negotiations are still doomed, she might just make it so they are over a little bit quicker.
So on her pervious “successes”
We will be copying and pasting the single market in to a new trade deal, minus some areas where the EU gains and she will be proclaiming it as a great success, as we can now sell Richmond sausages to the Germans!
The press will just repeat it as great, the Brexit voters will lap it up without reading it and it will be +6 Con
What she’s done in the equalities office is fucking terrifying, I’m glad she has new responsibilities to distract her from further eroding trans rights.
You could literally had shoved the moment she got announced on one of those meme videos playing roundabout with a “to be continued”
I know what we all think of Ms Truss, but i still quite fancy her! She is my wierd crush
She has 4 years total experience in finance and trade. I wish I could land a high profile job with 4 years experience.
Unless she has selected a superb team of negotiators and strategists to assist her we are screwed.
Holy shit!
Someone call the EU quick!
Just tell them to give her a deal saying “Brexit never happened” with a bit at the bottom for her to sign in crayon or something!
Hope the EU have a laser pen for her to chase the dot about.