Oh God of Global Warming, why have you forsaken us?
Banish this retched cool and wet summer, and bless us with a most holy hot and dry one.
I vow to bury 1kg of plastic in my garden every day as an offering to appease you, oh lord of proper summers.
Blessed be the hose-pipe ban.
Things seem to just get worse…
Honest question… what’s happening in the UK that we should be proud of? Any good news out there?
Yes, let’s wait for BoE to increase rates even further, so people won’t have money to buy expensive food and the food industry will either have to dispose of it or give for free!
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Oh God of Global Warming, why have you forsaken us?
Banish this retched cool and wet summer, and bless us with a most holy hot and dry one.
I vow to bury 1kg of plastic in my garden every day as an offering to appease you, oh lord of proper summers.
Blessed be the hose-pipe ban.
Things seem to just get worse…
Honest question… what’s happening in the UK that we should be proud of? Any good news out there?
Yes, let’s wait for BoE to increase rates even further, so people won’t have money to buy expensive food and the food industry will either have to dispose of it or give for free!