Investigation after 57 swimmers fall sick and get diarrhoea at Sunderland world triathlon championship race

5 comments

1. I feel slightly guilty now about making a wisecrack along those lines last weekend.

2. Yet another Brexit bonus. This time for the toilet roll and sick bag companies

3. I mean we know why this is, it’s because companies can pump sewage into our seas and get away with it.

4. Seriously. We’ve had a notion since the victorian era that poop water was bad for us

5. Why would anyone swim in open water in this country? All triathlons should now boycott the UK.