If all the ice in the world melted, causing the sea levels to rise by 70m, how would you be sorted? Fucked or Laughing?
by RossCretin
If all the ice in the world melted, causing the sea levels to rise by 70m, how would you be sorted? Fucked or Laughing?
by RossCretin
26 comments
Capital F, capital UCKED.
Well…I mean the house would be pretty safe as we’re over 100 asl.
But one way or another we’d all be fucked.
We’ll have all emigrated by then be grand
Starved to death from the collapse of the global food production and distribution infrastructure, if not dead from world war, long before the waterline gets anywhere near my house. A much lower rise in water temperatures would cause geopolitical and worldwide economic mayhem and throw the world into complete anarchy.
Ah sure look it
Finally have those sea views everyone bangs on about
Bring over a few Dutch lads with a JCB and we’d be grand, maybe even add a bit of land for the craic.
I’d be dry, but would be more difficult logistically
We’d all be off to Bhutan and Nepal.
Could we survive like that?
I’d have shore front property
Of course the fucked people will want to move to where the laughing people are. But no foreigners here. No, wait, they aren’t foreigners, hmmm
Luckily my flat is above ground level, so I’ll probably have a smashing sea view and dry feet. Going to need a boat for the messages though.
Too much of Donegal left
Tullow is on the Slaney & I can’t swim but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I seek refuge in Wicklow.
FUCKED
Fuck that bollix, I would throw myself into it rather than live in the misery of it
I’m on spot in cork where I’m fine but all around me is fucked
Appropriate that Waterford would be under water while the ford would just be further up river.
I checked the altitude before buying 20 years ago but I assumed a maximum 10m sea level rise. So I need stilts.
So we lose all Ireland’s cities. And Galway.
Turn up the heating lads I’m sick of this shit
Whether it’s dry or flooded I would still say your fucked if you live in Cavan
Wicklow looks ok, not a bother!
I’d prob have a beach front gaff
Just check my houses meters above sea level. 83 meters. My local Aldi and SuperValu however…….. and the pub 😫