Putin Loses His Cool When Confronted Over Ukraine, Claims It Belongs To Lenin Anyway

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  1. I’m starting to wonder if Putin isn’t actually way more stupid than we all thought. Did he really think that he would get away with Crimea and Ukraine?

    Maybe we should just stop taking everything those guys say for intricate plans. It’s a conspiracy theorist mindset in a world of idiots.

  2. Well, Lenin is dead. And Putin is not Lenin. Just an old men in decline who thinks he can conquer the World, but cant even keep the russian economy afloat or the pandemic at bay, so what to do as an old authoritahrian? Just go the blatant nationalism sheme and demand other countries. Stupid little bitch he is.

  3. Why would you do drugs at such an old age? You could have everything, do whatever you want, but why drugs?

    What if he suffers from some kind of Alzheimers and every morning he gets up, he forgets about the dissolution of USSR, and he plans a trip to Ukraine, but then his advisors have to gently remind him about the issue and then he have a meltdown with various outcomes?

  4. > It’s you who should give us guarantees.

    *Sir, i’m just a reporter.*

    That was a missed chance to send a very precise message back…. Civilians do not really have a say in any of this, it is Putin vs other leaders but civilians are the ones that are going to die.

  5. It is about time I go back to the house that I grew up in, and claim it, because my parents build it!

  6. The last NATO enlargements were in 2017 (Montenegro) and 2020 (North Macedonia). Both nowhere near Russia, and over a year ago. It is ridiculous that this suddenly means that this month, December 2021, NATO enlargement, nowhere near Russia, is a crisis requiring potential invasions. Completely ridiculous. It wasn’t a crisis then, so why now? Simple justification for a petty, made up crisis, all in this guy’s head.

    The west needs to make clear that an invasion of Ukraine will mean sanctions like the world has never imagined before. What will happen should be communicated ahead of time. Included should be out right seizure of all assets of thr oligarchs – mansions, stocks, football clubs. Make the oligarchs sweat, so they can ramp up the pressure on this dangerous, delusional idiot.

  7. Ok then Putin. Care to give back the parts you guys took from Finland during WW2 then? Or maybe St Petersburg to us Swedes?

    No? Didn’t think so.

  8. Sevastapol was founded by a guy called Thomas MacKenzie.

    To help settle any disputes, I propose that we give Crimea to Scotland.

    Edit: This is quite obviously a joke. What is with all the idiots taking it seriously?

  9. Putin goes to a barber shop to get a haircut. While cutting his hair the barber keeps on and on talking about the shooting down of MH17.

    Finally Putin snaps:

    – You seem to be overly interested about the shooting down of MH17… Don’t you understand what happens to people who are too nosy here in Russia? Are you insane? Do you want to fall from a fifth floor window? Be scared of wearing underwear???

    – No. I’m not interested at all. Couldn’t care less.

    – Why are you asking all these questions then?!

    – Every time I mention MH17 your hair stands up. Easier to cut.

  10. The North Alliance is expanding because of him. The countries that joined chose freely to do so. Also, NATO is not expanding by sending massive amount of troops to invade that country. That’s the thing that scares everyone intro joining NATO.

    Alaska was Russia’s territory also. Why not go there and reclaim? Just sayn’ comrade Putin.

    What would happen if all the countries wanted their old territories back?

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