A blow to the Polish mayonnaise industry. Belarus has banned the sale and import of Polish mayonnaise. Napoleonic Mayonnaise is placed in a special register where dangerous products are placed.

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  1. To compensate, I just bought something called ’boczek okopcony paski’ at the local market. I suspect it is ham. I am gonna make something with it…wish me luck!

  2. Thats so f up, are there any riots in Warsaw ?? The entire Polish mayo industry might “co-laps”..

  3. It also contain E385 that is banned for example in Australia (IDK about Belarus). Also it did not had information in Belarus and Russian language.

    Large embargo for many polish (an other countries that put sanctions on Belarus) food will be in place from 1st January.

    So this mayo-ban is probably not news worthy and not problem for this mayonnaise producer. People might laugh that Poland or EU economy do not have to care about Belarus import/export bans, however there is many companies that relay on exporting food to Russia and Belarus so trading war with east is not completely painless.

  4. At least no gorillas eat mayonnaise!

    (A few years ago, Russia banned the import of “contaminated foreign foods”, i.e. food from countries that supported Ukraine during the conflict; this included apples imported from Poland.

    Unfortunately, a gorilla named Viking, who lived in the Moscow zoo, liked them too much. The zoo replaced them with locally grown Russian apples, but they were small and sour, and the gorilla refused to eat them. A small scandal began, and an official order came to feed the gorilla with Russian potatoes instead, but then the gorilla started throwing the potatoes at those who tried to give them to him, and this was so unpatriotic and problematic that he ended up sent to Poland.

    AFAICR, during his first days in the Warsaw zoo, Viking overfed on the apples he was given, then became friends with two local Polish-born gorillas, and then he seduced a local female gorilla. I think he still lives in the zoo happily).

  5. Oh shit the mayo wars as been restarted. OP if you didn’t know that before mayonnaise brands in Poland are very heated topic. It’s like putting raisins in polish cheesecake.

  6. C’est la berezina pour la mayonnaise polonaise !

    This is the berezina (French expression meaning a bitter defeat, a lost cause referring to the battle of Berezina in Belarus in 1812 between napoleon army – including a lot of poles – and Russia) for Polish mayonnaise!

    Now the next step is Lukashenko Berezina!

  7. I knew that this mayo isn’t safe. Couple days ago jadłem przeklęty polski majonez and something kind of switched w mojej głowie. Teraz my mother cries every day and asks me stop, a ja, kurwa, nie rozumiem o co chodzi i dalej jem sobie majonez łyżką prosto z butelki.

  8. Dzien dobre to my polish friends.

    Don’t give that moustache nothing!
    He tried to f*ck with your borders.

    Do zobadzenia, a belgian

  9. What fuel do you put in your car? You should check them out too. If you want to stop things to happen you have to make your elected representatives do their job seriously. What I mean is that problems are a lot more intertwined that appears. So why get all your hanger at one of them? (I have no interests in Nestle )

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