BREAKING NEWS: The Garda Inspectorate has organise exceptional press conference to announce the new Garda Motto change. Decision has been made to change the motto from “Keeping people safe” to “There is nothing we can do”. Commisioner Drew Harris said “New motto perfectly showcase our uselessness”

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1. Remember when a fella broke into a house by cutting through the door with a petrol powered circular saw and tried to attack the occupant, and the Gardai said it was a civil matter?

2. It’s kind of weird you can be a Garda and be over weight. I would pay them more and expect more.

3. Remember when you saw that kid on a stolen bike, you rang the Gardai and they said “Sorry there is nothing we can do” ?

4. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me.

   They may as well at this stage.

5. Should’ve been Christy Mangan at the helm I say.