Man, 25, caught having sex with a COW after farmers grew suspicious their animals were being abused and installed alarms

by varchina

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  2. He doesn’t look like I’d expect.

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    I was expecting middle-aged, fat, ugly, neckbeard, odd looking, drugged up. This guy looks normal. Like, entirely normal.

  3. >A DNA sample taken from a calf proved ‘intercourse’ had taken place on June 12, 2022.

    The miracles of modern science.

  4. I’ll bet he’s feeling suitably cowed after that verdict

  5. I’m not a vet or a farmer or anything like that but even I know there are logistical issues here. how the fuck does this work?

    I’ve not seen a cows tuppence up close or anything but I’ve seen them pull a calf out and I’ve seen the size of a bulls willy.

    Either this guy is packing some serious meat or he’s just wanking himself off inside a cow.

  6. Why can’t he just do it with a sheep like a normal person?

  7. The only think worse than raping a cow is raping a baby cow. He isn’t just an animal-fucker, he’s a pedo-animal-fucker – the worst kind of animal fucker!

  8. People who have sex with animals should be punished like paedophiles.

  9. He looks like if DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson had a kid.
    Weird.

  10. I heard after being released from prison he plans to moo von.

  11. Where does this lie on the ‘Man vs Animal evil continuum paradox’?

  12. If he said he identifies as a cow, technically this would be legal and he would get away with it.

  13. Wanted to make his very own gourmet burgers from scratch it seems

  14. Game over, Liam Brown. I don’t think there’s any coming back from the revelation that you fuck cows mate.

  15. Kinda tragic as he’s a good looking young man and could have done much better than a cow. Oh well…

  16. I’m ngl the cow being in capitals confused me at first and I thought it was an acronym till I read further. Was thinking what COW stood for for a while lol

  17. Funniest thing about this to me is that it happened in Christchurch. Half the population will have a stroke when they read this.

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