What’s wrong with these people?

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1. A German guy approaches a lady of the night.

   ‘I vish to buy sex wit you.’

   ‘OK,’ says the girl, ‘I charge 20 an hour.’

   ‘..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.’

   ‘No problem,’ she replies cautiously, ‘I can do little kinky.’

   So off they go to the girl’s flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
   ‘I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.’
   The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
   ‘Now you vill get on your hans und knees.’

   She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

   ‘You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.’

   She finds it odd, but figures it’s harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

   The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say ‘That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?’

   ‘Ah,’ says the German ‘dat is de Four-sprung Duck technique’

2. ‘Catch me if you can’ – only type of mods done were stickers and someone who watched fast and furious one too many times.

3. Not sure what you mean by “these people”, but that person driving the Audi is clearly an idiot

4. Is there anything more unattractive than a girl that tries to be a big “Lad”?

5. Firstly, you would have to seriously question the maturity of a “She” when she has stickers from a meme filled joke Hollywood movie plastered all over here Audi.

   Yet the Garda couldn’t help but gloat when catching this “dangerous criminal”. Gloating over catching someone whom is clearly an idiot/not very mature.

   The detection rate for real crimes in this country is dismal, as per the CEO statistics.

   [https://www.cso.ie/en/releasesandpublications/ep/p-rcd/recordedcrimedetection2021/](https://www.cso.ie/en/releasesandpublications/ep/p-rcd/recordedcrimedetection2021/)

   The actual rate of serious crime is constantly on the rise.

   [https://www.cso.ie/en/releasesandpublications/ep/p-rc/recordedcrimeq12023/](https://www.cso.ie/en/releasesandpublications/ep/p-rc/recordedcrimeq12023/)

   The following two links are a bit old but they do highlight a problem that has existed for years.

   **Gardai prosecute over 600,000 drivers while murders go unsolved**

   [https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gardai-prosecute-over-600000-drivers-while-murders-go-unsolved/34515034.html](https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gardai-prosecute-over-600000-drivers-while-murders-go-unsolved/34515034.html)

   “In the last 10 years there have been around 200 gun and knife murders related to gangs in Dublin. Around 160 gang murders involving firearms remain unsolved, with no charges or court proceedings. There have been charges brought in only 23 gun murder cases over this period.

   This contrasts sharply with the massive level of Garda prosecutions resulting in fines imposed on Irish drivers over the same period. Available statistics suggest there have been something like six million traffic prosecutions by Traffic Corps gardai in this period since the garda began its aggressive prosecution of driving offences.”

   It’s clearly a case of low hanging fruit. Even WWN took the piss.

   [https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/08/22/gardai-unsolved-crime-podcast-celebrates-9000th-episode/](https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/08/22/gardai-unsolved-crime-podcast-celebrates-9000th-episode/)

   Arrest her, sure, brag about it, no.