Got this by email at the weekend. At first I thought it was a scam but they know that my real name is Internet User, so I’m screwed.

Any advice is much appreciated

by Diska_Muse

19 comments

  3. Dear Mr. User,

    shame on you, may Judge Birmingham strike you down with a vengeance, unless you do make yourself heard by email, that is….

  8. Turn yourself in to the Ministry of Security right away, they’ll get you eventually!

  9. Republic of Ireland Ministry of Security, no, that’s legit. Hand yourself in.

  11. So when are we doing the angry protests outside his house?

  12. If “contact @ garda.ie” is a scam address (which I guess it would have to be?), how did they manage to set up a fake account at the actual Garda web domain?

    One of the dead giveaways from other scammers used to be that they claim to be from Microsoft or some big company, but the contact address is @ gmail or something like that.

  13. Looks legit.. you made the research and investigation brigade angry.. oh no .. not the brigade..

  14. I can hack their main frame or cybernet as we call it and delete your details but it ain’t gonna be cheap.

  15. Not cyber pornography! That’s the worst kind of pornography!

  16. Well the dead giveaway this is fake was that you have been charged with pedophillia and possession of child porn but Justice Birmingham wanted to give you a chance to provide facts that justify your actions.

    Now had it said Justice Nolan it would have been far more believable.

  17. Is it me or are they missing an ‘An’ before the Garda Siochana at the top of the page?

    Also, a relatively foolproof method of deciding if it’s fake often is the English used. Missing punctuation and wierd sounding sentences are huge hints. These documents go through review processes.

    For example, there should be a comma after “dear internet user” instead of a colon.

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