Faytuks News: Explosions reported in Sevastopol, Crimea. Traffic on the Crimean bridge closed.

14 comments

1. The gifts from Ukraine, they arrive fast, hard and unlubed!

2. Oh man, would you look at the time…

3. Me: That’s pretty loud

   Also me: But not loud enough. It would be even better if it was even louder.

4. Crimean bridge = Kerch Bridge?

5. Please let it be the rail line over the main channel. Recent report of 4 days fuel in Crimea so hopefully no more coming any time soon

6. Well, that sounded like a bridge collapse

7. The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed

8. BOOOM goes the dynamite.

9. Jagga jagga!

10. Trying not to get too excited about this until more is known. But….😊

11. Looks like it was something in the port got hit possibly Russian Ship carrying Ammo not exactly clear yet

12. The Kerch bridge is on the opposite side of Crimea from Sevastopol. Maybe they attacked it at the same time?

13. Presumably, the targets of the night attack on Sevastopol were thermal power plants, Black Sea Fleet facilities and a repair building. Eyewitnesses say that the strike hit the 13th ship repair plant of the Black Sea Fleet in the Kilen-balka area.

14. 🚀💥🇷🇺 = 🥳🍻