I do not rent a house if it doesnt have that, i love it
AGAIN?
You turn on the tap and press the button. Use the water to wash whatever you wanna wash…
How i use it.
On toilet business2. Sit on a toilet, adjust the water, take te bum gun on your right hand and shift your body forward a bit so that you have room behind to get the bum gun on right angle. Then take bit of liquid soap on your left hand finger tips. Then take the bum gun and point it towards your anus holding it so that the stream points bit upwards in angle.
Then with your left hand put the soap where needed and scrub while rinsing with water until squeaky clean.
Notice that in this process your both hands go behind you.
The ammount of scrubbing and rinsing is up to you.
After you are done, you may use either toilet paper or personal bumrag to dry yourself up.
Then wash your hands and place the bumgun back to it’s place.
You can use it from front too. Especially handy when you need to freshen up your private bits.
Mandatory use before playing gollum
If you are unsure, use it in the shower so your shit water is not all over the bathroom.
I have been using it for cleaning toddlers mess either after diaber change or just helping her to wash hands since she cant reach faucet yet.
Pro tip: You dont have to “Pull the trigger all the way” xD
Point the shower side of it to an area that you wish to clean + Pull the trigger = Results!
Unscrew cap. Add salt. Start shaking.
Its for phoning pussies
Sit on the toilet
Spread your legs
Set the water temperature nice and warm
Put the pillupuhelin in between of your legs inside the toilet and shoot.
1. Turn on the water from the faucet and with your hand make sure its warm, not too hot or cold.
2. Sitting on the toilet, spread your legs widen and apply the pussyphone near your rectum/privates. Not so much tho the pussyphone don’t come in contact with skin. One hand gently with the bidet between your legs.
3. Spray gently as needed.
4. Done.
First you open the tap and let the water get to the temperature you like. Then you spray the cold water out of the hose into the sink.
You lift your butt a little off of the toilet and shove it into the toilet from in-between your legs. Then you sit back again and proceed to power wash your butthole.
You might want to wipe once or twice beforehand if the situation calls for it.
If you have a shitty toilet seat or a peculiarly shaped ass then you might get butt water on the floor.
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put it in the ass
You sit on toilet and then wash your behind.
I do not rent a house if it doesnt have that, i love it
AGAIN?
You turn on the tap and press the button. Use the water to wash whatever you wanna wash…
How i use it.
On toilet business2. Sit on a toilet, adjust the water, take te bum gun on your right hand and shift your body forward a bit so that you have room behind to get the bum gun on right angle. Then take bit of liquid soap on your left hand finger tips. Then take the bum gun and point it towards your anus holding it so that the stream points bit upwards in angle.
Then with your left hand put the soap where needed and scrub while rinsing with water until squeaky clean.
Notice that in this process your both hands go behind you.
The ammount of scrubbing and rinsing is up to you.
After you are done, you may use either toilet paper or personal bumrag to dry yourself up.
Then wash your hands and place the bumgun back to it’s place.
You can use it from front too. Especially handy when you need to freshen up your private bits.
Mandatory use before playing gollum
If you are unsure, use it in the shower so your shit water is not all over the bathroom.
I have been using it for cleaning toddlers mess either after diaber change or just helping her to wash hands since she cant reach faucet yet.
Pro tip: You dont have to “Pull the trigger all the way” xD
Point the shower side of it to an area that you wish to clean + Pull the trigger = Results!
Unscrew cap. Add salt. Start shaking.
Its for phoning pussies
Sit on the toilet
Spread your legs
Set the water temperature nice and warm
Put the pillupuhelin in between of your legs inside the toilet and shoot.
1. Turn on the water from the faucet and with your hand make sure its warm, not too hot or cold.
2. Sitting on the toilet, spread your legs widen and apply the pussyphone near your rectum/privates. Not so much tho the pussyphone don’t come in contact with skin. One hand gently with the bidet between your legs.
3. Spray gently as needed.
4. Done.
First you open the tap and let the water get to the temperature you like. Then you spray the cold water out of the hose into the sink.
You lift your butt a little off of the toilet and shove it into the toilet from in-between your legs. Then you sit back again and proceed to power wash your butthole.
You might want to wipe once or twice beforehand if the situation calls for it.
If you have a shitty toilet seat or a peculiarly shaped ass then you might get butt water on the floor.