Serious question: this says “Ukrainian Navy” but I keep hearing that Ukraine doesn’t have a navy. Which is it?
“If you see smoke in the area of the Southern Bay, don’t worry. According to the [Russian] Black Sea Fleet, they are using standardised aerosol camouflage agents. Yes, the smell is unpleasant, but it is absolutely safe. Everything is fine in the city,” he said.
This translates as “we’re not sure if it is our poisonous countermeasures or that the smoke is coming from our military assets burning after a successful strike by our adversaries. Stay indoors because it is toxic either way”.
I’m glad this is becoming a daily occurrence, keep em coming!
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Translation:
GTFO of Crimea, facist Russkie Mir fricks
Serious question: this says “Ukrainian Navy” but I keep hearing that Ukraine doesn’t have a navy. Which is it?
“If you see smoke in the area of the Southern Bay, don’t worry. According to the [Russian] Black Sea Fleet, they are using standardised aerosol camouflage agents. Yes, the smell is unpleasant, but it is absolutely safe. Everything is fine in the city,” he said.
This translates as “we’re not sure if it is our poisonous countermeasures or that the smoke is coming from our military assets burning after a successful strike by our adversaries. Stay indoors because it is toxic either way”.
I’m glad this is becoming a daily occurrence, keep em coming!
Vatniks: “Ah Blyat, here we go again”